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Re: The funniest EXAM joke
« Reply #45 on: November 03, 2009, 07:43:49 am »
naa..!!
ne one can make that out from ur d!!

a guy was caught passing papers
teacher asked what ere you doing
boy replied nothing!!
teacher said you were passing the paper rite??

boy(angrily)- If you know then why are you asking me???
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Re: The funniest EXAM joke
« Reply #46 on: November 03, 2009, 07:45:45 am »
in order to get full mark teacher gives away tmrs test papers to all the students!!
veryone reads it and then answerws the test next day!!
when the results come out they got to kow that highest was F

so teacher asked them what was the problem!!

a guy popped up an answered nothing much sir. u just gave us the question...we did not know its answers!!!!!
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Re: The funniest EXAM joke
« Reply #47 on: November 03, 2009, 07:50:37 am »
Quote from: ~~~~shreycool~~~~ on November 03, 2009, 07:45:45 am
in order to get full mark teacher gives away tmrs test papers to all the students!!
veryone reads it and then answerws the test next day!!
when the results come out they got to kow that highest was F

so teacher asked them what was the problem!!

a guy popped up an answered nothing much sir. u just gave us the question...we did not know its answers!!!!!


This one nice... Better than previous one  :D!
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Re: The funniest EXAM joke
« Reply #48 on: November 03, 2009, 07:51:11 am »
ya i know!!
this was a real time joke
my cousin's shool!!
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Re: The funniest EXAM joke
« Reply #49 on: November 03, 2009, 07:54:34 am »
Quote from: ~~~~shreycool~~~~ on November 03, 2009, 07:51:11 am
ya i know!!
this was a real time joke
my cousin's shool!!

Oh sorry!! I didn't notice... You were in the chatroom... Was busy doing personal work... Sorry again  :)
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Re: The funniest EXAM joke
« Reply #50 on: November 03, 2009, 08:34:47 am »
naa..!!

no probs!!
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ANY MAURITIANS??
« Reply #51 on: November 03, 2009, 08:43:48 am »
 :) ALL Mauritians introduce yourself here! ANYONE doing IGCSE?
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Re: The funniest EXAM joke
« Reply #52 on: November 03, 2009, 08:45:50 am »
everyone!! i guess!!
By the way wrong thread dude!!
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Re: ANY MAURITIANS??
« Reply #53 on: November 03, 2009, 11:40:07 am »
Quote from: Nk on November 03, 2009, 08:43:48 am
:) ALL Mauritians introduce yourself here! ANYONE doing IGCSE?


Ya, am Mauritian...

But doing O-Level. You do IGCSE?  :-\ How come?

And yea, wrong thread... Go in the Introductions Section.
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Re: The funniest EXAM joke
« Reply #54 on: November 03, 2009, 01:05:50 pm »
On the eve of the xms...
all preparations r done:
1. pencils
2. pens
3. eraser
4. calculator
5. ruler
6. uniform
uhmm nw am left wid the revision nly

Exams should be insured so tht we cn claim 4 insurance if we fail!!!!!!!
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Re: The funniest EXAM joke
« Reply #55 on: November 03, 2009, 02:02:42 pm »
Quote from: heemvi on November 03, 2009, 01:05:50 pm
On the eve of the xms...
all preparations r done:
1. pencils
2. pens
3. eraser
4. calculator
5. ruler
6. uniform
uhmm nw am left wid the revision nly

Exams should be insured so tht we cn claim 4 insurance if we fail!!!!!!!



Hahaha  :D :D :D

How about forming a Trade Union?   ;)

We will have power!!
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Re: The funniest EXAM joke
« Reply #56 on: November 03, 2009, 07:06:00 pm »
Can a cockroach carry the H1N1 virus if someone at the school gets it?

There is a serious debate in some website.
That website is specially made for swine flu.
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Re: The funniest EXAM joke
« Reply #57 on: November 04, 2009, 08:31:59 am »
Quote from: sgvaibhav on November 03, 2009, 07:06:00 pm
Can a cockroach carry the H1N1 virus if someone at the school gets it?

There is a serious debate in some website.
That website is specially made for swine flu.

 :o :o :o :o :o :o

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat t ?!!?!? vwhich website ?

its sounds kina funny though :P
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Re: The funniest EXAM joke
« Reply #58 on: November 04, 2009, 12:49:08 pm »
zainy!

i guess this was a joke!!

if not!!!

baam!!!
i have hit myself!!!
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Re: The funniest EXAM joke
« Reply #59 on: November 04, 2009, 04:43:28 pm »
not joke
lol im the first one not to introduce a joke in the jokes thread

http://www.flu.gov/fluexperts.html

check for this question below.
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