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Monica

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Re: The funniest EXAM joke
« Reply #30 on: October 04, 2009, 06:47:48 pm »
a sardaar ji ..came out of the examination hall.........
his friend asked him" how was the exam sardaar ji?" ???
He answered" .i could'nt remember the past tense of think, i thought n thought...and finally wrote THANK"
             ;) :P :P :P

<read it again ..i hope u understand it > :P


Ahahahahahahaha...I read it..that was funny and stupid...haha Nice one  :P

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Re: The funniest EXAM joke
« Reply #31 on: October 04, 2009, 08:08:45 pm »
tht was lame NO OFFENCE. :)

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Re: The funniest EXAM joke
« Reply #32 on: October 04, 2009, 09:47:21 pm »
lol
jokez r supposed 2 b lame :P

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Re: The funniest EXAM joke
« Reply #33 on: November 03, 2009, 01:28:44 am »
After the GCE Exams...

Dad:"How was the exams?"


-"Oh! I got borrreeedddd!!!"


Dad:"Why? Was it THAT easy???"


-"Oh yea! I could have brought my mosquito bat!"


Dad:"What did you do during the paper then?"

-"Euh... Well............. Nothing  :-["



And then, you must be knowing...hehe  :D


^#@$$@^&*@&^!@%@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0%

Alpha

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Re: The funniest EXAM joke
« Reply #34 on: November 03, 2009, 04:20:07 am »
It gets funny when Dad starts abusing:


"Gaddhe ke aulaad!!! Ullu ka pattha!!! Sunwar ke aulaad!!#!"    :D :D :D






***See who is getting abused.

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Re: The funniest EXAM joke
« Reply #35 on: November 03, 2009, 06:40:57 am »
GREAT OFFER!!BRING A CHT ON EXAM DAY, SCRATCH AND SHOW IT TO YOUR NEAREST TEACHER AND WIN A FREE TRIP TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE AND ENJOY 3 YEAR VACATION AT HOME!!!!!!!

 :D :D ;D ;D :D :D
try it and see wat happens!!!
AAL IZZ WELL!!! ;)

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Re: The funniest EXAM joke
« Reply #36 on: November 03, 2009, 06:47:43 am »
FUNNIEST EXAM QUESTION EVER!!!!!
WHAT IS THE SPEED OF LIGHT IF SOUND IS LESSER THAN IT...

STUDENT: SPEED OF SOUND > SOUND...

lolzz

EXPAND: 2(x-1)
Student:2(          x             -                1)
2         (                x                    -                     1                      )
2                  (                                 x                                  -                            1         ).......

Teachers comment:too funny - -100M
Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling that it gives :D :P :)

Alpha

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Re: The funniest EXAM joke
« Reply #37 on: November 03, 2009, 07:21:39 am »
Find X??  ;D




Adi_Toxic, nice one!!!  :D

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Re: The funniest EXAM joke
« Reply #38 on: November 03, 2009, 07:23:03 am »
adi_toxic good joke!!
i guess i ahd read it somewhere on internet!!
By the way good try!!
alpha u too!!
here it is

lolzz
Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling that it gives :D :P :)

Alpha

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Re: The funniest EXAM joke
« Reply #39 on: November 03, 2009, 07:30:11 am »
Shreycool... Yours is COOL as well!!!  :) ;)


Hehe, there's something I cannot understand. How can your status be offline when you are always online?


Invisible browsing maybe...

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Re: The funniest EXAM joke
« Reply #40 on: November 03, 2009, 07:32:05 am »
alpha...he is invisible..
u can too chose to be appearing invisible from ur account settings...
bt i dont understand..wts the use??? :P
AAL IZZ WELL!!! ;)

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Re: The funniest EXAM joke
« Reply #41 on: November 03, 2009, 07:33:30 am »
i dont like to tell others that i am online!!
By the way some tachers also keep patrolling to see whos online
!!
so t is better to stay invisible!!!
Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling that it gives :D :P :)

Alpha

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Re: The funniest EXAM joke
« Reply #42 on: November 03, 2009, 07:38:08 am »
 :D :D :D
Shreycool is a HE??

I didn't notice that....
I didn't even check! And all this while I thought 'he' was a girl!!  :P (Sorry, Shrey).


Okay, I see... Hiding away from cops. lol  ;)

« Last Edit: November 03, 2009, 07:41:02 am by ~Alpha »

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Re: The funniest EXAM joke
« Reply #43 on: November 03, 2009, 07:39:27 am »
no probs i guess i have to be punishd cause in the same way i thought many to be girls when they were actually guys!!!
Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling that it gives :D :P :)

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Re: The funniest EXAM joke
« Reply #44 on: November 03, 2009, 07:41:59 am »
Okay, thanks... Gender confusion... Many people think Alpha is a boy too!!  :D

Alpha blondi...LOL