*Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door.
*When Rajnikanth falls in water, Rajnikanth doesn't get wet. Water gets Rajnikanth.
*Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
*Rajnikanth ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
*Rajnikanth frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
*Rajnikanth's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
*If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time?
Answer: Rajnikanth
*If you want a list of Rajnikanth's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
*Most people put their pants on one leg at a time, Rajnikanth does both legs at once.
*Rajnikanth does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
P.S - MIss you, Crooky... and you too, Alf.
