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General Chat NEW! The Student Forums Chatroom => Funnies => Topic started by: Crooked on December 10, 2010, 05:36:14 pm
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No offense to rajnikanth's fans. ::) :P
1. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea. :P
2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down. ::)
3. There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
4. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile. - OOoooOOoooo. :P
5 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero. - Epic. :P
6. Rajinikanth can judge a book by it's cover.
7. Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
8. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. - Oh yeaaaaaaaaaah. :P
9. Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.
10. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
11. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
12. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.
13. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
15. Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain. :P :P
16. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
17. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
18. Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
19. Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.
20. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
21. Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.
22. Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.
23. Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
24. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano.
25. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
26. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.
27. Rajinikanth can talk about Fight Club.
28. Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
29. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.
30. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book. LOL ! :D :D
31. Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
32. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.
33. Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
34. Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret. WOOT WOOT. :P
35. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it. Hahahaha. :P
36. Rajinikanth can throw the Thackerays out of Mumbai.
37. Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
38. Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
39. Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.
40. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
41. Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good "or else". The result? Mother Teresa.
42. Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.
43. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
44. Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.
45. Rajinikanth puts the 'laughter' in manslaughter.
46. Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
47. Rajinikanth can handle the truth.
48. Rajinikanth can speak Braille.
49. Rajinikanth can dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks.
50. Rajinikanth can teach an old dog new tricks.
51. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
52. Who do you think taught Voldemort Parseltongue? Rajinikanth did.
53. Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result - He was reduced to a joke on the internet.
54. Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
55. Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
56. Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
57. The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.
58. Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
59. Rajinikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
60. Rajinikanth can run at speed of light around a tree and screw himself.
61.Rajinikant can lick his elbows.
62. Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
63. Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
64. Rajinikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
65. Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
66. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajinikant takes this as a personal insult.
67. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
68. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born. :P :P
69. The statement "nobody can cheat death", is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
70. When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn't know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
71. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
72. Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
73. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
74. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that's when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
75. As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.
76. Rajinikanth collects Honey from his private Moon - HoneyMoon.
77. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
78. Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
79. Rajinikanth's brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury's.
80. Rajinikanth doesn't shower. He only takes blood baths.
81. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.
82. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Rajinikanth's fist.
83. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth, there is no other way.
84. Rajinikanth's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
85. Rajinikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear.
86. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikant”.
87. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
88. Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
89. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game "Hide n' seek", as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.
90. Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
91. Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.
92. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on. LOL :P
93. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
94. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Rajinikanth.
95. Rajinikanth's first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors.
96. Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
97. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
98. Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
99. Rajinikanth's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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These are Chuck Norris jokes.
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These are Chuck Norris jokes.
Rajnikanth is the man. :P
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Rajnikanth is the man. :P
Mind it ? :P
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Mind it ? :P
Oh yes, oh yes. :P
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68. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born. :P :P
69. The statement "nobody can cheat death", is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
74. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that's when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
78. Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
84. Rajinikanth's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
85. Rajinikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear.
86. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikant”.
87. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
96. Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
97. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
Awesome, +rep
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99... and 16? ::)
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99... and 16? ::)
Doesn't know to count or what ? :o
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99... and 16? ::)
Typo. >_<
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Typo. >_<
Rajnikanth will screw you. :P
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Rajnikanth will screw you. :P
And all this time i thought that he was straight.. ::) :P
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And all this time i thought that he was straight.. ::) :P
Oh sorry. I just checked out the meaning. :-X
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Oh sorry. I just checked out the meaning. :-X
Thumbs up !
Up
Up
Up.
:P
Will this be considered as a spam ? ::)
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Thumbs up !
Up
Up
Up.
:P
Will this be considered as a spam ? ::)
Nah ;)
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Nah ;)
Thank yuh. :P
Marry Rajnikanth. Please. :D
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No please. I'm not wonder-woman. :)
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No please. I'm not wonder-woman. :)
Yuh just dumped the ultimate psycho. :P
Yuh shall be murdered, corpse. :o
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Yuh just dumped the ultimate psycho. :P
Yuh shall be murdered, corpse. :o
So shall it be. :)
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So shall it be. :)
Mad at someone ? :o
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Mad at someone ? :o
Just sad.
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Just sad.
Why so ? :o
Follow me on twitter. ::)
:P
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Why so ? :o
Follow me on twitter. ::)
:P
It just happens sometimes. :P
God bless you.
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Oh sorry. I just checked out the meaning. :-X
I went ahem, when I saw that word's meaning too. :D
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I went ahem, when I saw that word's meaning too. :D
Do you need to post it. :P
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It just happens sometimes. :P
God bless you.
Okkay, Pharoah. ::)
God bless yuh too. :P
The matrix has yuh. :o
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Do you need to post it. :P
Find it yourself. :P
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rajnikant's claim to fame ! he kills two ppl runing in opp direction with 1 bullet ! ::) ::)
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... I just found this. ::)
NOKIA planning to launch
Rajnikanth 'R' series in 2012
Features:
*20sims
*1yr battery backup
*1 TB memory
*1000megapixles cam
*TV
*Oven
*Washing Machine
*Fridge
*AC
*Mini Rocket Launcher
*Mini AK-47
and the new special feature 24G which is better than 3G
In this u can meet the person & talk directly!
:D
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excuse me now please don't post jokes pf Rajnikanth
or else he will stop forwarding messages and mails to us
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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NAAIICCEEE
Robot = Epic. Go watch it peeps.
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NAAIICCEEE
Robot = Epic. Go watch it peeps.
i watched it more than 5 or 6 times
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i watched it more than 5 or 6 times
Whoa, long, great movie, Robot. Guy with patience, arent you?
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Whoa, long, great movie, Robot. Guy with patience, arent you?
could not get your words
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Sorry, i'm just a bit disoriented today :P
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Sorry, i'm just a bit disoriented today :P
it's k no prob
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check the attachment.
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check the attachment.
lolz amazing pic all the stuff of Rajnikanth
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i cant even get my self to think abt watching robot !! :-X :-X :-X
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i cant even get my self to think abt watching robot !! :-X :-X :-X
you should it is a since fiction movie
as such rajni was rajni
lolzzzz
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you should it is a since fiction movie
as such rajni was rajni
lolzzzz
haha ! only cuz it has rajnikant ! i dont wanna watch it :P
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ohh com-on watch it for aishwariya
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i aint like her either ! :(
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*Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door.
*When Rajnikanth falls in water, Rajnikanth doesn't get wet. Water gets Rajnikanth.
*Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
*Rajnikanth ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
*Rajnikanth frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
*Rajnikanth's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
*If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time?
Answer: Rajnikanth
*If you want a list of Rajnikanth's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
*Most people put their pants on one leg at a time, Rajnikanth does both legs at once.
*Rajnikanth does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
:D
P.S - MIss you, Crooky... and you too, Alf. :(