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10 stupid questions
« on: June 29, 2010, 01:40:35 pm »
10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends…
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia…..why don’t you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years…
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout…it’s just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping….you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I’m shedding……

9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!
doki doki hatter

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Re: 10 stupid questions
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2010, 03:36:58 pm »
5 & 10 r the most hilarious :D :D :D
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Re: 10 stupid questions
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2010, 03:55:20 pm »
glad u liked it!
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Re: 10 stupid questions
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2010, 04:04:15 pm »
LOL.. ive read this before.. but its still really funny..  :D

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Re: 10 stupid questions
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2010, 04:06:17 pm »
lol :)
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Re: 10 stupid questions
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2010, 04:11:02 pm »
oooooooopzz...ya caught me...i didnt actually make this up myself... *feels inferior*
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Re: 10 stupid questions
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2010, 04:11:24 pm »
hahaha.....cool posts...i like it!!!!!!! >:D
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« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2010, 04:12:36 pm »
u shared it didn't ya *makes u feel superior *:)
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Re: 10 stupid questions
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2010, 04:14:00 pm »
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Re: 10 stupid questions
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2010, 04:17:42 pm »
anytime :) :) hehehe lol :D
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Re: 10 stupid questions
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2010, 04:20:54 pm »
wowee nice ones!
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Re: 10 stupid questions
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2010, 05:19:06 pm »
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA XD
Nice ones maybeit!

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Re: 10 stupid questions
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2010, 05:20:26 pm »
10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends…
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia…..why don’t you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years…
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout…it’s just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping….you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I’m shedding……

9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!


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Re: 10 stupid questions
« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2010, 06:14:10 pm »
SURE! ANYTIME HUN! *beams*
*beams shatter the windows*
im so glad u guys liked it!
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Re: 10 stupid questions
« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2010, 06:38:28 pm »
HAHAHAHAHAHA hilarious :D :D
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