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Re: 10 stupid questions
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2010, 09:11:50 pm »
hahaha nice ones!! :D there's a gal in our class who asks same stupid kinds of questions!! ::) :P

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Re: 10 stupid questions
« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2010, 06:49:28 am »
lol !! nice maybeit !!!
ppl actuualy think b4 asking such q !!!  :P

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Re: 10 stupid questions
« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2010, 12:01:19 pm »
lol !! nice maybeit !!!
ppl actuualy think b4 asking such q !!!  :P

haha :P

I know people who call at my land line and ask "where are you?" wtf!?!

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Re: 10 stupid questions
« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2010, 04:26:44 pm »
haha :P

I know people who call at my land line and ask "where are you?" wtf!?!

haha lol ..i've heard of where r u from but not where r u ?! lol ::) :P
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Re: 10 stupid questions
« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2010, 04:43:45 pm »
i was thinking about putting this one in:
"Can i ask u a question?"
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Re: 10 stupid questions
« Reply #20 on: June 30, 2010, 06:22:51 pm »
ahh nice ones i like them heard some before too but some of them are new nice i like it..:P :)
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Re: 10 stupid questions
« Reply #21 on: June 30, 2010, 09:00:23 pm »
haha :P

I know people who call at my land line and ask "where are you?" wtf!?!
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has happened to me ! good i didnt abuse them :P

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Re: 10 stupid questions
« Reply #22 on: July 01, 2010, 01:52:53 pm »
I know people who call at my land line and ask "where are you?" wtf!?!
Hahahahhahahahaaaa this is too funny ;D

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Re: 10 stupid questions
« Reply #23 on: July 01, 2010, 04:26:21 pm »
#4 FTW

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Re: 10 stupid questions
« Reply #24 on: July 01, 2010, 06:47:14 pm »
Hahahahhahahahaaaa this is too funny ;D

haha I know.

OK, this might be common, people(students) already step into the class and ask "may I come in?"..


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Re: 10 stupid questions
« Reply #25 on: July 01, 2010, 10:19:22 pm »
i don't blame them...especially if the teacher in charge of the class has squinty eyes... WHO WOULDNT GET SKITTISH??
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Re: 10 stupid questions
« Reply #26 on: July 01, 2010, 10:20:25 pm »
U rock, this just made me laugh so loud!

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Re: 10 stupid questions
« Reply #27 on: July 02, 2010, 06:27:20 am »
LOL... Nice ones.  :D :D


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Re: 10 stupid questions
« Reply #28 on: July 02, 2010, 07:25:33 am »
haha I know.

OK, this might be common, people(students) already step into the class and ask "may I come in?"..




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Re: 10 stupid questions
« Reply #29 on: July 21, 2010, 04:45:30 pm »
10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends…
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia…..why don’t you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years…
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout…it’s just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping….you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I’m shedding……

9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!


there's no doubt about it dat i wil use the one on haircut!! when i cut ma hair short (yearly), they look at me as if am a ghost n ask "hav u cut yr hair??" XD