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lol !! nice maybeit !!!ppl actuualy think b4 asking such q !!!
haha I know people who call at my land line and ask "where are you?" wtf!?!
"Can i ask u a question?"
I know people who call at my land line and ask "where are you?" wtf!?!
Hahahahhahahahaaaa this is too funny
haha I know.OK, this might be common, people(students) already step into the class and ask "may I come in?"..
10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends…Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here?Answer:-Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?Answer:-No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia…..why don’t you try again.3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiterStupid Question:-Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years…Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.Answer:-Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…Stupid Question:-Is the guy you’re marrying good?Answer:-No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout…it’s just the money.7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping?Answer:-No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping….you dumb witted moron.8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?Answer:-No, its autumn and I’m shedding……9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?Answer:-No it wont. It will just bleed.10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke.Answer:-Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!