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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #30 on: June 07, 2010, 08:34:59 am »
Thank you UGLY Monkey :P  :P (doesn't monkey and mony sound similar? ::)) for posting in my thread and killing it and making me poor and needy in the process ;D ;D ;D
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I am removing my posts now!

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #31 on: June 07, 2010, 08:35:37 am »
A day at the races
    

One day while he was at the track betting on the ponies and nearly losing his shirt, Mitch noticed a priest who stepped out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race.

Lo and behold, that horse -- a very long shot -- won the race.

Before the following race, the Priest blessed yet another horse. Mitch made a beeline for the window, and placed a small bet on the horse. Again, even though it was another long shot, the horse the priest had blessed won the race.

Mitch collected his winnings, and anxiously waited to see which horse the priest would bless for the 6th race. The priest showed, blessed a horse, Mitch bet a large amount of money on it, and it won!

True to his pattern, the priest stepped out onto the track before the last race and blessed the forehead, eyes, ears, and hooves of one of the horses.

Mitch bet every cent he had, including his life savings and the deed to his house. Mitch then watched the horse come in dead last. He was dumbfounded.

He made his way to the track, and when he found the priest, he demanded, "What happened, Father? All day long you blessed horses and they won. The last race, you blessed a horse and he lost. Now, thanks to you, I've lost all my savings!"

The priest nodded wisely and said, "That's the problem with Protestants -- you can't tell the difference between a simple blessing and the Last Rites!
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #32 on: June 07, 2010, 08:36:26 am »
>:( >:( >:(



A post with only emots is considered spam. Read the rules please.

This is your first warning  ::)

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #33 on: June 07, 2010, 08:39:02 am »
>:(

I am removing my posts now!


Alright, Mon....  ;D ;D Please don't get angry..... ;D ;D I will carry you on my back like your mom does. ;D
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #34 on: June 07, 2010, 08:41:28 am »
Alright, Mon....  ;D ;D Please don't get angry..... ;D ;D I will carry you on my back like your mom does. ;D
:o :o SO U R SAYING MY MOM IS A GORILLA/MONKEY ? :o :o

OKAY NOW I AM REMOVING ALL MY POSTS IN THIS THREAD  >:(

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #35 on: June 07, 2010, 08:44:41 am »
:o :o SO U R SAYING MY MOM IS A GORILLA/MONKEY ? :o :o

OKAY NOW I AM REMOVING ALL MY POSTS IN THIS THREAD  >:(

Noooooo!!!! Don't misunderstand Mony!!!!! :( :( :( I didn't mean something bad like that....

Check it more properly!!!!

Alright, Mon...  ;D ;D Please don't get angry..... ;D ;D I will carry you on my back like your mom does. ;D

It is 3 dots after the Mon, means ... So, you understood right?????? :( :( :( Didn't mean you from the start.... :( :(
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #36 on: June 07, 2010, 08:46:00 am »
Noooooo!!!! Don't misunderstand Mony!!!!! :( :( :( I didn't mean something bad like that....

Check it more properly!!!!

It is 3 dots after the Mon, means ... So, you understood right?????? :( :( :( Didn't mean you from the start.... :( :(

Okay then. I forgive you  :P

Now +rep me :P jk  :P

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #37 on: June 07, 2010, 08:48:13 am »
Okay then. I forgive you  :P


You were just kidding from the beginning weren't you? >:( I will take my revenge !!!! >:( >:(

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #38 on: June 07, 2010, 08:48:50 am »
If you don't like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk

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« Reply #39 on: June 07, 2010, 08:50:21 am »
You were just kidding from the beginning weren't you? >:( I will take my revenge !!!! >:( >:(



No, I was angry really  :( no one called me a monkey before. This is so mean, please don't call me that again  :(

I am sleepy kratos. I'll go sleep.*yawns* I'll post when I get back here ok?! Chill dragon!  :D

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« Reply #40 on: June 07, 2010, 08:51:25 am »
I'll -rep you!!!! >:D >:D >:D

I will -rep you and it will decrease by like 5 while you will just decrease me by 1  :P


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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #41 on: June 07, 2010, 08:51:47 am »
No, I was angry really  :( no one called me a monkey before. This is so mean, please don't call me that again  :(


Alright, I'll call you gorgeous monkey then. ;D ;D
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #42 on: June 07, 2010, 08:52:55 am »
Alright, I'll call you gorgeous monkey then. ;D ;D
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Okay. I am serious. No posts in this thread from me again.

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« Reply #43 on: June 07, 2010, 08:55:06 am »
Sorry. :( Didn't know you'd get hurt. :(

I am sorry Gorgeous Mony for angering you. <3 <3 :( :(
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #44 on: June 07, 2010, 08:56:03 am »
Damn..its so funny 2 c u guyz fight ::)
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