Oooooo Uric Von Conan is a perv too. Hi perv !!!
So now I am Uric ? Do you have any idea what a powerful name I command and now you name me this !?!?
You will pay in blood, Uncle Perv. !!
See how funny that was ? Uncle Perv !!! Hahahahaha !! That is what I have christened you. Like your new name..... Uncle Perv ??
Muahhahahah *chokes and falls to floor dead.*