Oooooo Uric Von Conan is a perv too. Hi perv !!! 
So now I am Uric ? Do you have any idea what a powerful name I command and now you name me this !?!?

You will pay in blood, Uncle Perv. !!

See how funny that was ? Uncle Perv !!! Hahahahaha !! That is what I have christened you. Like your new name..... Uncle Perv ??

Muahhahahah *chokes and falls to floor dead.*