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Re: Indians HERE!
« Reply #1560 on: June 07, 2010, 11:34:55 am »
evry indian' blood boills when we hear a foreigner/ other nation has defeated or punishhed us and we try to fight to be the number 1 amongst all those defeats we had......

and kasab deserves to die for his crime............ and the recent public appeal..... that should not be allowed this  another chance or loophole in th elaw for him to get away

anyway i will conclude

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« Reply #1561 on: June 07, 2010, 11:35:18 am »
agree with exam.!
stop talking about him.
okay..new question..

Who does all the cleaning in your house?


Isn't that obvious :P
lol @ "whoever but not me" :D

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Re: Indians HERE!
« Reply #1562 on: June 07, 2010, 11:37:05 am »
cleanin in maa house

my mom says i am not old enough to clean
so it is a competition between me and my mom

who do the good job

so me and my mother

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Re: Indians HERE!
« Reply #1563 on: June 07, 2010, 11:39:13 am »
look at what i found...
We Indians are easy to identify!

We are like this only So true, lets start the list

1. Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and tomatoes.

2. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.

 

3. You are Always standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the Airport.

4. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's normal.

5. You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed to stamp.

6. You recycle Wedding Gifts , Birthday Gifts and Anniversary Gifts.

7. You name your children in rhythms (example, Sita & Gita, Ram & Shyam, Kamini & Shamini.)

8. All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.

9. You take Indian snacks anywhere it says "No Food Allowed"

10. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.

11. You load up the family car with as many people as possible.

12. You use plastic to cover anything new in your house whether it's the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch.

13. Your parents tell you not to care what your friends think, but they won't let you do certain things because of what the other "Uncles and Aunties" will think.

14. You buy and display crockery, which is never used, as it is for special occasions, which never happen!!

15. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.

16. You use grocery bags to hold garbage.

17. You keep leftover food in your fridge in as many numbers of bowls as possible.

18. Your kitchen shelf is full of jars, varieties of bowls and plastic utensils (may of which you got free with purchase of other stuff)

19. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).

20. You own a rice cooker and a pressure cooker.

21. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.

22. You live with your parents and you are 40 years old.

23. You don't use measuring cups when cooking.

24. You never learnt how to stand in a queue.

25. You can only travel if there are 5 persons at least to see you off or receive you whether you are traveling by bus, train or plane.

26. You only make long distance calls after 11 p.m.

27. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.

28. You call an older person you never met before Uncle or Aunty.

29. When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you suddenly discover you're talking to a distant cousin.

30. Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making foreign calls.

31. You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them from getting dirty.

32. It's embarrassing if your wedding has less than 700 people.

33. All your Tupperware is stained with food color.

34. You have drinking glasses made of steel.

35. You have mastered the art of bargaining in shopping.
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Re: Indians HERE!
« Reply #1564 on: June 07, 2010, 11:46:40 am »
haha all quite true
 but only some apply to me :P

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« Reply #1565 on: June 07, 2010, 12:13:14 pm »


1. Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and tomatoes.
<< wth?!? :P

2. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil. <<LOVE THIS ONE!

4. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's normal. <<um, make it 3 :P

6. You recycle Wedding Gifts , Birthday Gifts and Anniversary Gifts. << GOOD THING! :D

7. You name your children in rhythms (example, Sita & Gita, Ram & Shyam, Kamini & Shamini.)
LMAO! SO TRUE ! ahahhahahha

11. You load up the family car with as many people as possible. << HAHA

12. You use plastic to cover anything new in your house whether it's the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch. << GOD! MAN SO TRUE! HAHAHA

15. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table. <<TYPICAL!

17. You keep leftover food in your fridge in as many numbers of bowls as possible. << DUDE where did you get these from! LMAO

23. You don't use measuring cups when cooking. << WE GOT GREAT SENSE OF ESTIMATION!

28. You call an older person you never met before Uncle or Aunty. << YUP!

31. You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them from getting dirty. << OK I'VE THEM IN MANY HOUSES.

32. It's embarrassing if your wedding has less than 700 people. << ahhaa

34. You have drinking glasses made of steel. << WHAT'S WRONG? :P

35. You have mastered the art of bargaining in shopping. << THAT"S WHAT WE ARE..

Nice ones Nobody! You've hooked up some reality.^^ these apply to me/my favs. :P

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Re: Indians HERE!
« Reply #1566 on: June 07, 2010, 12:15:11 pm »
u actually sat n did all these additions to it lol!!!!! :P

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« Reply #1567 on: June 07, 2010, 12:17:26 pm »
u actually sat n did all these additions to it lol!!!!! :P

I'm jobless right now! :P I don't even wanna study for bio p1..which is tomorrow.

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Re: Indians HERE!
« Reply #1568 on: June 07, 2010, 12:21:13 pm »
hey u had chem today rite ? how was it ??
yeah bio pap1 do u nned to study 4 that ??  :P

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« Reply #1569 on: June 07, 2010, 12:23:43 pm »
These things apply to me too!  :D :D

1. Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and tomatoes... Not sure..

2. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil. ....seen many people doing it.

4. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's normal....even if i am 10 minute late, i feel bad...

7. You name your children in rhythms (example, Sita & Gita, Ram & Shyam, Kamini & Shamini.)  ...correct! i have a pet name which rhymes with my sisters!  :P

8. All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names. ..correct again..it matches no where with my real name.

11. You load up the family car with as many people as possible. ..so what? *paisa wasul*

12. You use plastic to cover anything new in your house whether it's the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch.  ...yeh  :D

13. Your parents tell you not to care what your friends think, but they won't let you do certain things because of what the other "Uncles and Aunties" will think.  .....happens...

21. You fight over who pays the dinner bill. ...almost all the time!

22. You live with your parents and you are 40 years old.  ...SO WHAT!

23. You don't use measuring cups when cooking. .. smart Indians..

24. You never learnt how to stand in a queue.  ..seen it really correct.

28. You call an older person you never met before Uncle or Aunty. ..we are told to.

31. You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them from getting dirty....most of us have it.

32. It's embarrassing if your wedding has less than 700 people. not sure..

34. You have drinking glasses made of steel. ..yeh..

35. You have mastered the art of bargaining in shopping.... :D :D
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Re: Indians HERE!
« Reply #1570 on: June 07, 2010, 12:25:37 pm »
Hey Vin, I got your message...but I don't have balance to reply :P

We'll work a conference out sometime later  :)

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« Reply #1571 on: June 07, 2010, 12:27:43 pm »
Hey Vin, I got your message...but I don't have balance to reply :P

We'll work a conference out sometime later  :)

try www.way2sms.com

It's FREE! and you get to use 140 characters
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Re: Indians HERE!
« Reply #1572 on: June 07, 2010, 12:28:45 pm »
lol...I'll just go get it recharged now :P

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« Reply #1573 on: June 07, 2010, 12:30:38 pm »
Hey Vin, I got your message...but I don't have balance to reply :P

We'll work a conference out sometime later  :)


Oh okay, yup sure :)

got your message ..

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Re: Indians HERE!
« Reply #1574 on: June 07, 2010, 12:33:04 pm »
oh ways 2 sms most of my frndz use that !
but i prefer direct messages i love texting :P n addict  8) 8) 8)
my friends complain about me filling their inbox up :P

oh every1 posting what applies to them even i will :)