These things apply to me too!
1. Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and tomatoes... Not sure..
2. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil. ....seen many people doing it.
4. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's normal....even if i am 10 minute late, i feel bad...
7. You name your children in rhythms (example, Sita & Gita, Ram & Shyam, Kamini & Shamini.) ...correct! i have a pet name which rhymes with my sisters!
8. All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names. ..correct again..it matches no where with my real name.
11. You load up the family car with as many people as possible. ..so what? *paisa wasul*
12. You use plastic to cover anything new in your house whether it's the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch. ...yeh
13. Your parents tell you not to care what your friends think, but they won't let you do certain things because of what the other "Uncles and Aunties" will think. .....happens...
21. You fight over who pays the dinner bill. ...almost all the time!
22. You live with your parents and you are 40 years old. ...SO WHAT!
23. You don't use measuring cups when cooking. .. smart Indians..
24. You never learnt how to stand in a queue. ..seen it really correct.
28. You call an older person you never met before Uncle or Aunty. ..we are told to.
31. You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them from getting dirty....most of us have it.
32. It's embarrassing if your wedding has less than 700 people. not sure..
34. You have drinking glasses made of steel. ..yeh..
35. You have mastered the art of bargaining in shopping....