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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5325 on: July 02, 2010, 05:27:34 pm »
People need to change their underwear daily. Keeps them clean.

Here is a riddle :

   
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5326 on: July 02, 2010, 05:30:24 pm »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on July 02, 2010, 05:27:34 pm
People need to change their underwear daily. Keeps them clean.

Here is a riddle :

   
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

A towel..

My rep...
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« Reply #5327 on: July 02, 2010, 05:40:49 pm »
Anotherrrrr riddle!

   
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5328 on: July 02, 2010, 05:44:35 pm »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on July 02, 2010, 05:40:49 pm
Anotherrrrr riddle!

   
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

Egg..
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5329 on: July 02, 2010, 05:46:34 pm »
No :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5330 on: July 02, 2010, 05:47:50 pm »
It is correct..
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« Reply #5331 on: July 02, 2010, 05:54:46 pm »
O.o why? You googled it?

Because to me, it is NOT correct. If you have a prove, post.
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5332 on: July 02, 2010, 05:59:51 pm »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on July 02, 2010, 05:54:46 pm
O.o why? You googled it?

Because to me, it is NOT correct. If you have a prove, post.

Cuz I had heard it earlier.... Google says it is wrong... But I am right... at least for the ones who don't like yolk.
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« Reply #5333 on: July 02, 2010, 06:10:29 pm »
The correct answer is chicken so you are wrong.

NOTHING BEATS GOOGLE!

And no +rep for u since you already know those riddles, not fair to get 6 points.   ;)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5334 on: July 02, 2010, 06:19:15 pm »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on July 02, 2010, 06:10:29 pm
The correct answer is chicken so you are wrong.

NOTHING BEATS GOOGLE!

And no +rep for u since you already know those riddles, not fair to get 6 points.   ;)

Ok.

Not like I expected something from a stingy person... I would be a fool to do so.
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« Reply #5335 on: July 02, 2010, 06:28:30 pm »
Yeah yeah yeah  :P

Another riddle :

   
I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5336 on: July 02, 2010, 06:33:38 pm »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on July 02, 2010, 06:28:30 pm
Yeah yeah yeah  :P

Another riddle :

   
I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?
a nose?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5337 on: July 02, 2010, 06:39:34 pm »
Yes! You got it right...u knew it from b4 or u googled it?  :P or was it ur very smart brain which figured out the answer?  :P lol

Another one :

What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5338 on: July 02, 2010, 06:42:36 pm »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on July 02, 2010, 06:39:34 pm
Yes! You got it right...u knew it from b4 or u googled it?  :P or was it ur very smart brain which figured out the answer?  :P lol

Another one :

What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
i heard it b4

something to do with an airplane??
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5339 on: July 02, 2010, 06:51:37 pm »
ok the answer is a postage stamp (googled it :P :D)

heres another riddle

Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.
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