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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1995 on: June 04, 2009, 06:37:44 pm »
my sylabus is closed books 0486/04   and so thts why.. but If we all had the same paper... then why is one open and the other closed?
and why did we do closed books...?

and for ur open book did you guyz have your own notes in ur own books ?

open book is 0486/01, and if u have notes u get disquallified, but i had a few :P
and my book for Rochard III was amazinggggggggggggg it had the shakespearian english, and on the other side it had the modern english, and at the back it talks about everything the question asked about the guy :P
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1996 on: June 04, 2009, 06:40:29 pm »
haha wouldnt this be nice :P


In the city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step on the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make the step onto the bus only to discover she still couldn't! So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more and for a second time attempted the step and once again, much to her chagrin she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt. So, with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step.

About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero screeching at him 'How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!'

At this the Texan drawled 'Well ma'am normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we was friends.'
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1997 on: June 04, 2009, 06:42:50 pm »
u guys r crazy with BLONDS!! :P :D lol

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1998 on: June 04, 2009, 06:44:11 pm »
I can notice that!

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1999 on: June 04, 2009, 06:44:20 pm »
u guys r crazy with BLONDS!! :P :D lol

well appearantly they make the best jokes !
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2000 on: June 04, 2009, 06:48:19 pm »
the best jokes and the best looks :P :D lol

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2001 on: June 04, 2009, 06:49:20 pm »
the best jokes and the best looks :P :D lol

Haha i was going to say that then thought someone would get jelous :P
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2002 on: June 04, 2009, 06:50:50 pm »
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they just couldn't! The blonde with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath. The other blonde said anxiously, 'Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down.'
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2003 on: June 04, 2009, 06:52:17 pm »
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, “Why don‘t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.“

The blind man replies, “If you would‘ve put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we‘d be riding the bus so shut up.“

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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2004 on: June 04, 2009, 06:53:53 pm »
the best jokes and the best looks :P :D lol

Haha i was going to say that then thought someone would get jelous :P

hahahahahahahha..........guess they already did :D :P hahaha

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2005 on: June 04, 2009, 06:55:17 pm »
the best jokes and the best looks :P :D lol

Haha i was going to say that then thought someone would get jelous :P

hahahahahahahha..........guess they already did :D :P hahaha

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2006 on: June 04, 2009, 06:55:32 pm »
any blondes in this forum? lol
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« Reply #2007 on: June 04, 2009, 06:56:21 pm »
this place is anti-blonds :D lol

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2008 on: June 04, 2009, 06:57:39 pm »
any blondes in this forum? lol

I hope not, they wouldnt survive our "floods" of blonde jokes.
Its like we massacered them all XD
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2009 on: June 04, 2009, 07:01:26 pm »
u know, i've always thought that girls (esp blondes) are vindictive, and wudnt be letting us take shots at them like that
but this forum proved to me that girls' talking is only quantity, no quality about it :p
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