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JOKES AND Riddles!!
« on: May 26, 2009, 11:01:23 pm »
WELL I THOUGHT IF U HAVE ANY FUNNY JOKES U MIGHT SHARE THEM HERE!!LOL!! :D
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2009, 11:02:09 pm »
What is defference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.

HAHAHAHA!!

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2009, 11:03:18 pm »
What is defference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.

HAHAHAHA!!

looool funny!! Liked it ;)
If i fall along the way pick me up and dust me off...and if i get too tired to make it..be my breath so i can walk!!

Monica

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2009, 11:04:01 pm »
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.

It seems ill be the only one posting the JOKES!! LOL!!


POST ANY IF U HAVE!!

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2009, 11:05:39 pm »
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.  ;D

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« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2009, 11:10:44 pm »
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.  ;D

hehehe i keep telling my friend to be a lawyer cuz she's good at lying!! Never caught her
Nice one though

Keep going! ;)
If i fall along the way pick me up and dust me off...and if i get too tired to make it..be my breath so i can walk!!

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2009, 11:11:52 pm »
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.  ;D

hehehe i keep telling my friend to be a lawyer cuz she's good at lying!! Never caught her
Nice one though

Keep going! ;)

haha, thx!! hey post any riddles if u want!! :)

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« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2009, 11:15:36 pm »
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.  ;D

hehehe i keep telling my friend to be a lawyer cuz she's good at lying!! Never caught her
Nice one though

Keep going! ;)

haha, thx!! hey post any riddles if u want!! :)



Can't think of any riddle now lol if anything comes to my mind i'll surely post it :D
If i fall along the way pick me up and dust me off...and if i get too tired to make it..be my breath so i can walk!!

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2009, 11:19:11 pm »
OK THIS ONE IS A RIDDLE (I GOT FROM A WEBSITE LOL!!)

WHY DID THE TEACHER WEAR SUNGLASSES TO SCHOOL??


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« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2009, 11:20:25 pm »
I'm bad! Really bad. Nobody is badder than me.

I'm sick! Sicko! So sick the sickos in sickoland are sick of the sight of me.

And thick too! I 's so stupid I have the stuiddest stupid laugh in the land of the stupid people (england)

I'm mad. Madder than a mad cow. Madder than the maddest mad hatter, madder than a million mad rats locked up masddening each other to mad insanity.

I'm a liar. No it's tru, I am lying. Hope you believe me.

Monica

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« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2009, 11:22:45 pm »
HAHA!! I BELIEVED U!!

Monica

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« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2009, 11:23:39 pm »
OK THIS ONE IS A RIDDLE (I GOT FROM A WEBSITE LOL!!)

WHY DID THE TEACHER WEAR SUNGLASSES TO SCHOOL??



ANSWER this ONE PEOPLE!! DONT GOO TO BED!! :'(

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« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2009, 11:28:23 pm »
OK THIS ONE IS A RIDDLE (I GOT FROM A WEBSITE LOL!!)

WHY DID THE TEACHER WEAR SUNGLASSES TO SCHOOL??



OK ILL ANSWER IT!!

SHE HAD BRIGHT STUDENTS!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!! I AM SOOO MUCH LAUGHING WITHOUT U PEOPLE I DONT CARE!! :'( :'(
IT IS STILL NOT BED TIME!! :'(

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« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2009, 11:29:15 pm »
He didnt want to blinded by the illuminating wisdom of his students

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« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2009, 11:31:33 pm »
A car slows down at a stop sign and keeps driving. A cop sees him and pulls him over.

The cop asks, "Why didn't you stop?"

The man says, "I slowed down."

The cop pulls out his nightstick and starts beating him. "Now," the cop says, "do you want me to stop or slow down?"


hahahahaha.....