castrated, no no that would be too mean! n yucky.
Monica held him by his pants and dangled him upside down from the balcony...slapping his all the while so that he could swing like a pendulum...sometimes here, sometimes there, at the same time Monica practiced her physics portion by counting the period of a pendulum...
While all this was going on, high up in the skies, the Lord Almighty watched as females dominated males, and shook his head in disdain. "Oh my, what has has become of this world?", he said.
Out of sympathy, wotevver placed a trampoline, just as Monica released Sir Fixy after satisfying her hearts desire!
And laughed her head off as she watched him bounce up and down, up and down.... tears running down his face, and cries of sorrow and anguish, begging for mercy and forgiveness...