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Title: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Q80BOY on May 14, 2009, 09:40:23 pm
The person that posts the funniest EXAM joke will get a certiicate by email, and DONT copy and paste from Google, so come on, get started !!

gd luck  ;)
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: ~M.J~ on May 17, 2009, 02:46:57 pm
It has recently been discovered that a lot ov paper is wasted on exams
If the situation remains like paper may soon become extinct



     So come on Lets join our hands AND
             SAY NO TO EXAMS
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
 
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: twilight on May 18, 2009, 10:17:23 pm
i can ask a riddle..
wut is a dark dot on the wall?
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: ~M.J~ on May 19, 2009, 08:51:36 am
A Cockroach  ;D
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: AL*Eagle on May 21, 2009, 03:33:14 pm
i can ask a riddle..
wut is a dark dot on the wall?


an elephant... drawn from far away :D
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: ~M.J~ on May 21, 2009, 03:34:16 pm
watz de right answer
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Shogun on May 21, 2009, 05:29:27 pm
wait, what do u do when u have a physics problem to solve?
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: ~M.J~ on May 21, 2009, 05:40:46 pm
ask it on da student forum
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: twilight on May 21, 2009, 08:13:36 pm
A Cockroach  ;D

that will do .. but actually its a killed cockroach ..  ;)
ok then wut r 2 dark spots?
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: ~M.J~ on May 21, 2009, 08:24:34 pm
two cockroaches havin a gossip  :D
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: twilight on May 21, 2009, 08:27:02 pm
nooo ... lol ..
its a PLUG  ;D
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Khey [Rainbow] on May 21, 2009, 08:47:08 pm
Solve the physics problem!!?

Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Exam_Terrified on June 10, 2009, 10:25:26 pm
two cockroaches havin a gossip  :D

loo. u almost solved the mystery there !
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Saladin on September 12, 2009, 02:44:24 am
I thought this was supposed to b an exam joke..
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Q80BOY on September 12, 2009, 03:49:19 pm
I thought this was supposed to b an exam joke..


it WAS an exam joke .. i guess no one won this :P
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Saladin on September 13, 2009, 10:28:06 pm
How cum u hav so little rep bars?
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Monica on September 14, 2009, 02:01:28 am
He used to have a high rep...but since the system changed...it goes with the posting i guess  :-\
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Q80BOY on September 14, 2009, 01:09:37 pm
ya thats what ive been told .. and since the system change happened when i was abroad my posts were in a decline for around a month .. thus the low rep :)
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Saladin on September 14, 2009, 02:44:14 pm
Thats not fair...

It also matters on the quality of what u write, this way anyone can get or lose rep pretty easy....

wat abt the people who really give good advice?
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Q80BOY on September 14, 2009, 02:48:10 pm
well if u think a member gave u gd advice or provided u with gd resources .. there is a blue heart under the members username .. which enables u to add to his/her REP :)
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Saladin on September 14, 2009, 03:05:28 pm
Yes, but it decreases ur own.
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Q80BOY on September 14, 2009, 03:12:01 pm
 :o

who said ??
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Saladin on September 14, 2009, 03:24:23 pm
I saw by myself, my rep bar decreased after I sent some to astar.
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Q80BOY on September 14, 2009, 03:34:49 pm
really??

can any admin confirm this .. cause its kinda stupid and will stop people +REPing others
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: sweetsh on September 14, 2009, 03:42:13 pm
It's the first time I hear about such a thing =S There might be something wrong your REP cannot be decreased in such  away
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Saladin on September 14, 2009, 05:08:29 pm
How is it decreased then?
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Monica on September 14, 2009, 07:23:11 pm
Loool..maybe someones -repped him at the same time  :o
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: rfi on September 15, 2009, 01:01:26 pm
i want a t shirt which has a big black dot on it. and then i say, what do u see. and then it says u might see a big black dot, but i see a small black dot. and lots and lots of white around it. which makes it a special black dot.

sorry. i just thought id post here because it might make me popular.

im wierd sometimes. i dont know which personality to put up right now.


sorry?
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Assi1993 on October 04, 2009, 01:28:24 am
a sardaar ji ..came out of the examination hall.........
his friend asked him" how was the exam sardaar ji?" ???
He answered" .i could'nt remember the past tense of think, i thought n thought...and finally wrote THANK"
             ;) :P :P :P

<read it again ..i hope u understand it > :P
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: nid404 on October 04, 2009, 06:35:26 pm
of course i understood :P
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Monica on October 04, 2009, 06:47:48 pm
a sardaar ji ..came out of the examination hall.........
his friend asked him" how was the exam sardaar ji?" ???
He answered" .i could'nt remember the past tense of think, i thought n thought...and finally wrote THANK"
             ;) :P :P :P

<read it again ..i hope u understand it > :P


Ahahahahahahaha...I read it..that was funny and stupid...haha Nice one  :P
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: CaNaLI on October 04, 2009, 08:08:45 pm
tht was lame NO OFFENCE. :)
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Assi1993 on October 04, 2009, 09:47:21 pm
lol
jokez r supposed 2 b lame :P
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Alpha on November 03, 2009, 01:28:44 am
After the GCE Exams...

Dad:"How was the exams?"


-"Oh! I got borrreeedddd!!!"


Dad:"Why? Was it THAT easy???"


-"Oh yea! I could have brought my mosquito bat!"


Dad:"What did you do during the paper then?"

-"Euh... Well............. Nothing  :-["



And then, you must be knowing...hehe  :D


^#@$$@^&*@&^!@%@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0%
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Alpha on November 03, 2009, 04:20:07 am
It gets funny when Dad starts abusing:


"Gaddhe ke aulaad!!! Ullu ka pattha!!! Sunwar ke aulaad!!#!"    :D :D :D






***See who is getting abused.
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: @d!_†oX!© on November 03, 2009, 06:40:57 am
GREAT OFFER!!BRING A CHT ON EXAM DAY, SCRATCH AND SHOW IT TO YOUR NEAREST TEACHER AND WIN A FREE TRIP TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE AND ENJOY 3 YEAR VACATION AT HOME!!!!!!!

 :D :D ;D ;D :D :D
try it and see wat happens!!!
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: ~~~~shreyapril~~~~ on November 03, 2009, 06:47:43 am
FUNNIEST EXAM QUESTION EVER!!!!!
WHAT IS THE SPEED OF LIGHT IF SOUND IS LESSER THAN IT...

STUDENT: SPEED OF SOUND > SOUND...

lolzz

EXPAND: 2(x-1)
Student:2(          x             -                1)
2         (                x                    -                     1                      )
2                  (                                 x                                  -                            1         ).......

Teachers comment:too funny - -100M
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Alpha on November 03, 2009, 07:21:39 am
Find X??  ;D




Adi_Toxic, nice one!!!  :D
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: ~~~~shreyapril~~~~ on November 03, 2009, 07:23:03 am
adi_toxic good joke!!
i guess i ahd read it somewhere on internet!!
By the way good try!!
alpha u too!!
here it is

lolzz
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Alpha on November 03, 2009, 07:30:11 am
Shreycool... Yours is COOL as well!!!  :) ;)


Hehe, there's something I cannot understand. How can your status be offline when you are always online?


Invisible browsing maybe...
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: @d!_†oX!© on November 03, 2009, 07:32:05 am
alpha...he is invisible..
u can too chose to be appearing invisible from ur account settings...
bt i dont understand..wts the use??? :P
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: ~~~~shreyapril~~~~ on November 03, 2009, 07:33:30 am
i dont like to tell others that i am online!!
By the way some tachers also keep patrolling to see whos online
!!
so t is better to stay invisible!!!
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Alpha on November 03, 2009, 07:38:08 am
 :D :D :D
Shreycool is a HE??

I didn't notice that....
I didn't even check! And all this while I thought 'he' was a girl!!  :P (Sorry, Shrey).


Okay, I see... Hiding away from cops. lol  ;)

Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: ~~~~shreyapril~~~~ on November 03, 2009, 07:39:27 am
no probs i guess i have to be punishd cause in the same way i thought many to be girls when they were actually guys!!!
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Alpha on November 03, 2009, 07:41:59 am
Okay, thanks... Gender confusion... Many people think Alpha is a boy too!!  :D

Alpha blondi...LOL
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: ~~~~shreyapril~~~~ on November 03, 2009, 07:43:49 am
naa..!!
ne one can make that out from ur d!!

a guy was caught passing papers
teacher asked what ere you doing
boy replied nothing!!
teacher said you were passing the paper rite??

boy(angrily)- If you know then why are you asking me???
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: ~~~~shreyapril~~~~ on November 03, 2009, 07:45:45 am
in order to get full mark teacher gives away tmrs test papers to all the students!!
veryone reads it and then answerws the test next day!!
when the results come out they got to kow that highest was F

so teacher asked them what was the problem!!

a guy popped up an answered nothing much sir. u just gave us the question...we did not know its answers!!!!!
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Alpha on November 03, 2009, 07:50:37 am
in order to get full mark teacher gives away tmrs test papers to all the students!!
veryone reads it and then answerws the test next day!!
when the results come out they got to kow that highest was F

so teacher asked them what was the problem!!

a guy popped up an answered nothing much sir. u just gave us the question...we did not know its answers!!!!!


This one nice... Better than previous one  :D!
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: ~~~~shreyapril~~~~ on November 03, 2009, 07:51:11 am
ya i know!!
this was a real time joke
my cousin's shool!!
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Alpha on November 03, 2009, 07:54:34 am
ya i know!!
this was a real time joke
my cousin's shool!!

Oh sorry!! I didn't notice... You were in the chatroom... Was busy doing personal work... Sorry again  :)
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: ~~~~shreyapril~~~~ on November 03, 2009, 08:34:47 am
naa..!!

no probs!!
Title: ANY MAURITIANS??
Post by: Nk on November 03, 2009, 08:43:48 am
 :) ALL Mauritians introduce yourself here! ANYONE doing IGCSE?
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: ~~~~shreyapril~~~~ on November 03, 2009, 08:45:50 am
everyone!! i guess!!
By the way wrong thread dude!!
Title: Re: ANY MAURITIANS??
Post by: Alpha on November 03, 2009, 11:40:07 am
:) ALL Mauritians introduce yourself here! ANYONE doing IGCSE?


Ya, am Mauritian...

But doing O-Level. You do IGCSE?  :-\ How come?

And yea, wrong thread... Go in the Introductions Section.
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: heemvi on November 03, 2009, 01:05:50 pm
On the eve of the xms...
all preparations r done:
1. pencils
2. pens
3. eraser
4. calculator
5. ruler
6. uniform
uhmm nw am left wid the revision nly

Exams should be insured so tht we cn claim 4 insurance if we fail!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Alpha on November 03, 2009, 02:02:42 pm
On the eve of the xms...
all preparations r done:
1. pencils
2. pens
3. eraser
4. calculator
5. ruler
6. uniform
uhmm nw am left wid the revision nly

Exams should be insured so tht we cn claim 4 insurance if we fail!!!!!!!



Hahaha  :D :D :D

How about forming a Trade Union?   ;)

We will have power!!
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: SGVaibhav on November 03, 2009, 07:06:00 pm
Can a cockroach carry the H1N1 virus if someone at the school gets it?

There is a serious debate in some website.
That website is specially made for swine flu.
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Zain-Xa on November 04, 2009, 08:31:59 am
Can a cockroach carry the H1N1 virus if someone at the school gets it?

There is a serious debate in some website.
That website is specially made for swine flu.

 :o :o :o :o :o :o

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat t ?!!?!? vwhich website ?

its sounds kina funny though :P
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: ~~~~shreyapril~~~~ on November 04, 2009, 12:49:08 pm
zainy!

i guess this was a joke!!

if not!!!

baam!!!
i have hit myself!!!
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: SGVaibhav on November 04, 2009, 04:43:28 pm
not joke
lol im the first one not to introduce a joke in the jokes thread

http://www.flu.gov/fluexperts.html

check for this question below.
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: ~~~~shreyapril~~~~ on November 04, 2009, 04:44:41 pm
i guess every living thing hat breathes can spread the virus!!!
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: ~~~~shreyapril~~~~ on November 05, 2009, 07:33:36 am
A teacher gave a class test to students . everybody later submited their work!!
teacher found that one paper had come with a not and 100$ bill!
the note said: 1 dolar for each point!!

next day teacher gave back the papers.. the boy got back hi 99$ with it!!
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Zain-Xa on November 05, 2009, 12:22:23 pm
thtz like relly weird :s
Maybe could b... But i dnt think so
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: ~~~~shreyapril~~~~ on November 05, 2009, 12:37:25 pm
watz wierd!!

the joke right???
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: MaNi_DaDuDe on November 06, 2009, 11:16:32 am
It gets funny when Dad starts abusing:


"Gaddhe ke aulaad!!! Ullu ka pattha!!! Sunwar ke aulaad!!#!"    :D :D :D





***See who is getting abused.

Hahahahha

Once my dad said kothay de putar!

I was like "uhh dad, you're calling yourself a donkey..why?"

He's like jfosockwkcpqnnqcowncqmqoroqzbAss
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: ~~~~shreyapril~~~~ on November 06, 2009, 11:43:57 am
haha!!
true!!
many times my dad ends up callign my younger bro ulla ke pathe!!
i strat laughing!!
cause he calls himslef a fool!!
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: Alpha on November 06, 2009, 02:09:50 pm
 :D :D :D

The reverse cannot happen? Can it?

Ullu ka baap...? Gadhe ka baap??  :P :P
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: ~~~~shreyapril~~~~ on November 06, 2009, 02:10:59 pm
it can if he calls us so..!! :P :P
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: SGVaibhav on January 17, 2010, 09:27:50 am
who won?
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: ~~~~shreyapril~~~~ on February 25, 2010, 12:43:52 pm
which match?? :P

i liked 3 idiots exam joke :P
Student:Sir do u knw who v r ??
Teacher: Even if ur PM's son i am not oign to accept this paper..!!
Student: teacher do u knw our names and/or roll numbers??
Teacher : No!! Who are you ??
Student(mixes all the papers) : He doesnt knw run guys :P
Title: Re: The funniest EXAM joke
Post by: reisha on March 13, 2010, 01:25:01 pm
which match?? :P

i liked 3 idiots exam joke :P
Student:Sir do u knw who v r ??
Teacher: Even if ur PM's son i am not oign to accept this paper..!!
Student: teacher do u knw our names and/or roll numbers??
Teacher : No!! Who are you ??
Student(mixes all the papers) : He doesnt knw run guys :P
u know that exam joke was on an ad! i saw it on youtube before even that 3 idiots was released! raelly nice though! the face of that teacher being fooled by his students! ;)