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General Chat NEW! The Student Forums Chatroom => Funnies => Topic started by: Master_Key on June 13, 2011, 03:09:47 pm
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1)A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day.
'In English', he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.'
A loud voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.'
2)Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat.
Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!'
The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches.
3)A chemistry professor couldn't resist interjecting a little philosophy into a class lecture. He interrupted his discussion on balancing chemical equations, saying, "Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!"
EXPLANATION:- A solution in chemistry is a liquid containing dissolved substances. Precipitates are solid particles in a solution that arise as a result of a chemical reaction. The sentence makes perfect sense because precipitates in a liquid are not considered part of a solution because they are not dissolved.
4)When a third grader was asked to cite Newton's first law, she said, "Bodies in motion remain in motion, and bodies at rest stay in bed unless their mothers call them to get up."
EXPLANATION:-Newton's first law states that a body in motion remains in motion and a body at rest remains at rest unless acted upon by an unbalanced force.
5)Q: What is the name of the first electricity detective?
A: Sherlock Ohms
EXPLANATION:-The symbol for an ohm (a unit of electrical resistance) is the Greek symbol omega. A coulomb (pronounced "cool ohm") is a unit of charge.
6)What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.
7)An onion can make people cry but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. ~ Will Rogers:-Not a joke.
8)During an exam, a police recruit was asked what he would do if his job required him to arrest his own mother. His response was, "Call for backup."
Will get more and EDIT this post. For now, smile with this much if you can.
Don't forget to smile, Never learn to CRY!
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1.Welcome Back ...Finally "OUR" Joker is back ;D
2.That made me LMAO xD :D :D
3.Yaar You deserve a +rep :)
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1.Welcome Back ...Finally "OUR" Joker is back ;D
2.That made me LMAO xD :D :D
3.Yaar You deserve a +rep :)
1)Am I a joker?
But your_sister and nidz_hero called me something else.
3)Thank you very much.
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1)Am I a joker?
But your_sister and nidz_hero called me something else.
3)Thank you very much.
What do they call you :-[
You're Most Welcome :D
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What do they call you :-[
You're Most Welcome :D
They called me....... check your pm.
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They called me....... check your pm.
I won't call you that name ... It doesn't suit you :D
I'll call you "OUR" Joker ,but if you want another name let me know ;)
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It's good to have you back, son. ;D
+rep. ;)
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It's good to have you back, son. ;D
+rep. ;)
Thank you mom. ;D
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You were gone :S
By the way what brought you back:P:D
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You were gone :S
By the way what brought you back:P:D
I was gone from humour board.
My exam's are over, that brought me back. jk
All the SF members brought me back in here.
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Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow?
A. Send it through courier.
Santa: What Is The Similarity Between Girl Friend And Mobile?
Banta: Both Are Disconnected When There Is NO Money.
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Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night
Doctor: take this tablet you will be OK
Saradar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final match
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INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught fire?
Sardar : Simple, stop imagining.
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Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow?
A. Send it through courier.
Santa: What Is The Similarity Between Girl Friend And Mobile?
Banta: Both Are Disconnected When There Is NO Money.
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Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night
Doctor: take this tablet you will be OK
Saradar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final match
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INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught fire?
Sardar : Simple, stop imagining.
second and last i have read before also but the sardar are not so fool also
our inida works on a sardar itself
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second and last i have read before also but the sardar are not so fool also
our inida works on a sardar itself
Please kindly ignore the ones which you have already read.
A request to all SF members.
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Please kindly ignore the ones which you have already read.
A request to all SF members.
sure i will by mentioning it :P
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Welcome back! :D
+Rep :P
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Welcome back! :D
+Rep :P
Thank you Doctor. :D
:P
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now i got that why he posted this thread in this humor board
because he is back itself is a big humor lollzz(just joking)
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I got a link for 365 Jokes. May be the ones which you have already read.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/40359087/365-Pretty-Good-Jokes-Calendar-2011
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I got a link for 365 Jokes. May be the ones which you have already read.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/40359087/365-Pretty-Good-Jokes-Calendar-2011
woh that are good MK