Gordon Ramsey, that foul mouthed English chef, is on a trip through North Western India.
So at a cooking contest (which he is participating in), he takes a stroll to check out the competition.
He sees a woman roasting some seeds.
Ramsey : What's that your roasting

Woman : Opium

Ramsey : Oh sh*t !!!!

She's cooking with opium

Woman (obviously not fluent at English) : Yes !

Ramsey : No, dont say opium. Say Poppy Seeds.

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For a temporary high check out Gordon Ramsey's Opium Spiked Chicken Fry with Ginger and Green Masala

Happy Snorting
