Some i like :
I love it when teachers tell jokes and the class doesn't laugh.
I clapped cuz it finished, not cuz i liked it .
Sshh.. They're arguing.I wanna listen

No matter what i get on the computer for, i always end up on Facebook.. (and SF for me )

Once i start hating someone, everything they do is irritating to me

Even staring at al wall becomes interesting while studying..
I do nothing on FB, but im on it for hours..
And the best one-
Unlike the rest of the world, I think that Robert Pattinson is ugly

And I'll post more soon
