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July Moron of the Month
« on: August 01, 2010, 05:08:53 pm »
Who wants to be a Moron for this month ?

Nominate your names if you want.
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Re: July Moron of the Month
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2010, 05:14:32 pm »
hello......just here to cheer....nothing else....
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Re: July Moron of the Month
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2010, 05:29:33 pm »
Socrates: Greetings, Ion! Have you come from your home in Ephesus?
Ion: No, you idiot. I've been rhapsodizing in the Elysian Fields.
Socrates: They still have contests there? How did you do?
Ion: It was a living hell. They all wanted to hear about themselves and there were too many of them to fit them all in. I think I did all right in the end
Socrates: Congratulations. You must speak quite well, to impress the denizens of hell.
Ion: I'm the best.
Socrates: I so envy you rhapsodes your great skill and wisdom. I am but a simple man, on a simple pilgrimage for truth. A journey. (pause— Ion is examining the architecture.) A Quest, if you will.
Ion: Well, I've got what I came here for (shakes a bag of silver). I made them cry like anything! Not a laugher in the house. Ephesus, ho! Which of these do you think is the Horn Gate?
Socrates: Horn Gate?
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Re: July Moron of the Month
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2010, 06:36:16 pm »
Quote from: Fame on August 01, 2010, 05:29:33 pm
Socrates: Greetings, Ion! Have you come from your home in Ephesus?
Ion: No, you idiot. I've been rhapsodizing in the Elysian Fields.
Socrates: They still have contests there? How did you do?
Ion: It was a living hell. They all wanted to hear about themselves and there were too many of them to fit them all in. I think I did all right in the end
Socrates: Congratulations. You must speak quite well, to impress the denizens of hell.
Ion: I'm the best.
Socrates: I so envy you rhapsodes your great skill and wisdom. I am but a simple man, on a simple pilgrimage for truth. A journey. (pause— Ion is examining the architecture.) A Quest, if you will.
Ion: Well, I've got what I came here for (shakes a bag of silver). I made them cry like anything! Not a laugher in the house. Ephesus, ho! Which of these do you think is the Horn Gate?
Socrates: Horn Gate?

Makes sense.
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Re: July Moron of the Month
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2010, 05:08:48 pm »
Congo Fame :)
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Re: July Moron of the Month
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2010, 05:13:33 pm »
Congratulations!!  :D
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Re: July Moron of the Month
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2010, 05:15:20 pm »
MORON <<. 8)

Color is gay though. So not the one i liked  ;D
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Re: July Moron of the Month
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2010, 05:16:27 pm »
Congrats!
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Re: July Moron of the Month
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2010, 05:17:33 pm »
 ::)
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Re: July Moron of the Month
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2010, 06:36:18 pm »
Congratulations.

May you make more people laugh their faces off.
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Re: July Moron of the Month
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2010, 07:03:34 pm »
Oh Fame.. I knew you'd succeed on day buddy! I'm soo proud of you brother! :D :P
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Re: July Moron of the Month
« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2010, 07:10:35 pm »
I knew i would succeed too.
 ::) :P
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Re: July Moron of the Month
« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2010, 07:10:55 pm »
Now that we have the moron, let's throw stones at him . >:D
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Re: July Moron of the Month
« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2010, 07:15:05 pm »
I am a muslim. >:(and i can blow you up to smithereens  :P
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Re: July Moron of the Month
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2010, 07:19:13 pm »
Quote from: Fame on August 02, 2010, 07:15:05 pm
I am a muslim. >:(and i can blow you up to smithereens  :P

I am a Gurkha. Still wanna fight? ::)
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