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Re: english fails!!!!
« Reply #30 on: June 20, 2010, 03:05:18 pm »
What's up with this thread ? ::)


LOL, abnormalities and specialties of the English language?


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Re: english fails!!!!
« Reply #31 on: June 20, 2010, 03:07:22 pm »
LOL, abnormalities and specialties of the English language?



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Re: english fails!!!!
« Reply #32 on: June 20, 2010, 03:08:06 pm »
here comes Nobody!
Nobody is going to kill you both today!

English a funny language

An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together:-

1) Clearly misunderstood

2) Exact Estimate

3) Small Crowd

4) Act Naturally

5) Found Missing

6) Fully Empty

7) Pretty ugly

8) Seriously funny

9) Only choice

10) Original copies


And the best of all......


11) Happily Married



HAHAHAHAHAHA!!  Good ones! :D :D :D


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Re: english fails!!!!
« Reply #33 on: June 20, 2010, 03:08:40 pm »
Like alpha and alpha male ? ::)

Hehe. Give you your 1 point. For once. :P

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Re: english fails!!!!
« Reply #34 on: June 20, 2010, 03:10:21 pm »
Hehe. Give you your 1 point. For once. :P

Dear li'l sis.. :P :P

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Re: english fails!!!!
« Reply #35 on: June 20, 2010, 03:11:28 pm »
Dear li'l sis.. :P :P

Don't forget I am the Bro... 8)

You finally call me sis.  8)

Good Kong. I didn't forget.  :P

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Re: english fails!!!!
« Reply #36 on: June 20, 2010, 03:13:23 pm »
You finally call me sis.  8)

Good Kong. I didn't forget.  :P

Yeah.... Cuz I heard Kong and female gorillaz are siblings... ::)  :P :P
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« Reply #37 on: June 20, 2010, 03:17:06 pm »
Yeah.... Cuz I heard Kong and female gorillaz are siblings... ::)  :P :P

LOL. That was no coincidence, must have been compulsion.  ::)

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« Reply #38 on: June 20, 2010, 03:18:23 pm »
LOL. That was no coincidence, must have been compulsion.  ::)

Yeah.... :( I heard female gorillaz are cruel dictators. ::) :P :P
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« Reply #39 on: June 20, 2010, 03:20:13 pm »
Yeah.... :( I heard female gorillaz are cruel dictators. ::) :P :P

I laud your ears.  :P

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Re: english fails!!!!
« Reply #40 on: June 20, 2010, 03:22:05 pm »
I laud your ears.  :P

Yeah, who else could hear a haaawwwt girl screaming miles away and rescue her. 8)  :P :P
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« Reply #41 on: June 20, 2010, 03:23:40 pm »
Yeah, who else could hear a haaawwwt girl screaming miles away and rescue her. 8)  :P :P

Then she needs to shout louder to attract someone else to rescue her from Kong.  :P

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« Reply #42 on: June 20, 2010, 03:25:23 pm »
Then she needs to shout louder to attract someone else to rescue her from Kong.  :P

Attract whom ? ::) A female gorilla ? ::)  :P
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« Reply #43 on: June 20, 2010, 03:26:41 pm »
Attract whom ? ::) A female gorilla ? ::)  :P

Yeah. I laud your brains now.  :P

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Re: english fails!!!!
« Reply #44 on: June 20, 2010, 03:29:16 pm »
Yeah. I laud your brains now.  :P

It's tight and solid. :P :P
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