Oye!
You will remind her of every milestone passed.?
What about teaching her to have FUN.
That would be quite rewarding
Oye, that's what everybody does here anyway.

A topic is created and posts are again increased. Strategic.

Naaaah! Your No. of posts are still greater than me, as well as the reputations! How did I grow faster than you? 
You breached the 300 gap.
