I wasnt there, I didnt do it, it wasnt me, not my car that left that dent, not my cat that beat up your cat, those rotting vegeatables on the sofa are not mine - they really stink, that grass that needs to be cut - it's not mine - it belongs to my wife, those exam papers with the wong answers belong to edexcel (what are they doing on freeexampapers.com?) - IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!!!!!!