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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1185 on: February 17, 2011, 02:19:05 pm »
Quote from: Crooked on February 17, 2011, 12:06:14 am
Oh please. Flirt hogi TUM. :P

aur tum kia ho?  ::)
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1186 on: February 17, 2011, 08:55:33 pm »
Quote from: Amelia on February 17, 2011, 02:19:05 pm
aur tum kia ho?  ::)

Crooked. :P

We're such jokers. :P
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1187 on: February 18, 2011, 03:00:16 pm »
lolz
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« Reply #1188 on: February 18, 2011, 09:16:50 pm »
Quote from: EMO123 on February 18, 2011, 03:00:16 pm
lolz

This made him laugh.  ::) :P

Anyways,
 Hindi Jokes.  :P


Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai?
Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi


Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir


Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi?
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap?
Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga


1st wife: tumhaara sharaabi pati roz peekar ghar aata hai na. tum poochti kyu nahi ho.
2nd wife: main poochi thi. lekin unhone mujhe diyaa nahi.


Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.
Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor.


Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna.
Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai

Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
Patient: teek hai doctor
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe


Funny Hindi Jokes
1st beggar: arey, tum kyu us cinema poster ko aise gur rahe ho?
2nd beggar: main hee is cinema ka producer hoo


Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karni hai.
Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.
Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari ban gayaa


Maalik: arey, tune 500 saal puraani ghadi thod dee hai.
naukar: bach gaya saab, main to samjha yeh nayaa hai


Ramu: Sir, mere ghar mein TV chodke baaki sabki chori hogayi hai?
Police: chor ne sirf TV kisliye chodaa hoga?
Ramu: mujhe kya pataa sir? main us samay TV mein serial dekh rahaa thaa

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1189 on: February 19, 2011, 12:30:46 pm »
Ravan ne shri ram ji se mafi mane ka faisla kiya aur ayodhya aa gaye.
Mehal ka darvaj knock kiya.
Ramji ne door khola.
Ravan soch raha tha..
Guess what?..
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Kis Mooh se Mafi Mangu??!!
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1190 on: February 19, 2011, 12:31:36 pm »
@Amelia
post a joke after joke not all together
this confuses me
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1191 on: February 19, 2011, 01:56:17 pm »
Quote from: EMO123 on February 19, 2011, 12:31:36 pm
@Amelia
post a joke after joke not all together
this confuses me
lol u read a joke after joke, not all together
it wont confuse you..! :D
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1192 on: February 19, 2011, 04:33:41 pm »
that is also ri8 mixed bt still
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1193 on: February 20, 2011, 04:10:27 pm »
emo double posting not allowed on sf i guess !
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1194 on: February 21, 2011, 04:55:37 pm »
Quote from: ***exam*** on February 20, 2011, 04:10:27 pm
emo double posting not allowed on sf i guess !

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1195 on: February 21, 2011, 05:31:41 pm »
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."

Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

Quote from: EMO123 on February 21, 2011, 04:55:37 pm
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Avoid Spamming.  :P  ::)
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1196 on: February 21, 2011, 05:34:02 pm »
Boys hold Girls hands in the shopping malls and they'll be walking so close..
Do you know why???
Because if you leave them, they start purchasing :)
ITS ROMANTIC AND ECONOMIC ;)

k Amelia
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1197 on: February 22, 2011, 01:45:01 pm »
A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!

Maths teacher asked JOHNY
“If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.


Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.


What is similarity between Bill Gates and me?
Don’t know??
He never comes to my house
and I never go to his house
EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW…

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
John: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
John: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!



Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".




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« Reply #1198 on: February 22, 2011, 05:16:31 pm »
Quote from: Pro on February 22, 2011, 01:45:01 pm




Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".






lmao !! awesome 1 :D
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« Reply #1199 on: February 22, 2011, 05:27:46 pm »
Quote from: Pro on February 22, 2011, 01:45:01 pm

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".


Lolzz
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