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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1140 on: November 24, 2010, 08:00:29 am »

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1141 on: November 24, 2010, 01:51:47 pm »

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1142 on: November 24, 2010, 05:49:50 pm »
Its only a joke. ::)
whatever, but i love my paki like tooo much   ::)
You See - You like - You try - You fail meanwhile I see - I like - I want - I get!

La Fata Illa Ali, La Saif Illa Zulfikar . (:

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1143 on: November 24, 2010, 06:17:42 pm »
whatever, but i love my paki like tooo much   ::)
I know how patriotic you are. But a joke, Zar, surely you understand that. ::)

But if you dnt, then many apologies.  ::) :P *whatever look*

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1144 on: November 24, 2010, 07:25:44 pm »
I know how patriotic you are. But a joke, Zar, surely you understand that. ::)

But if you dnt, then many apologies.  ::) :P *whatever look*
yes n im proud of that lol
*mrs huma style* yes u have to be sorry ^   lmao!
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1145 on: November 25, 2010, 07:03:15 am »
yes n im proud of that lol
*mrs huma style* yes u have to be sorry ^   lmao!

WHATEVER. ::)

Moving on....

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1146 on: November 25, 2010, 07:05:31 am »
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
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WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
What is da true meaning of 'Study' ???
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited tafreh
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning
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LOVE
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1147 on: November 26, 2010, 07:44:11 pm »
WHATEVER. ::)

Moving on....

stop whatever -ing! i dont like it >:(
You See - You like - You try - You fail meanwhile I see - I like - I want - I get!

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1148 on: November 27, 2010, 08:30:14 am »
stop whatever -ing! i dont like it >:(
Fine, sorry. I wont bother again.

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1149 on: December 02, 2010, 01:14:32 pm »
 Machali Jal ki Rani hain....

Jeevan uska Pani hain.....

Ab toh Munni purani hain....

Aur.....

Mast Mast Sheila ki Jawani hain....! :P

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1150 on: December 02, 2010, 01:14:54 pm »
Bachpan mein Nani se sunte thein Pariyon ki kahani...

wah Wah...!!!

Bachpan mein Nani se sunte thein Pariyon ki kahani...

Aur ab bade hokar hum sunn rahe hain Sheila Ki Jawani !!! :P

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1151 on: December 02, 2010, 01:16:16 pm »
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1152 on: December 02, 2010, 01:16:49 pm »
America-Mobile hamari khoj hai. Japan-Sim card hamari khoj hai. China-Sms hamari khoj hai. Korya-Blutooth hamari khoj hai. India-Miss kol hamare desh ki larkiyon ki khoj hai ;)

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1153 on: December 02, 2010, 07:35:58 pm »
Yo mama so fat, when she passed in front of the window, i missed three days of sunlight xDD
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1154 on: December 10, 2010, 01:41:16 pm »
OLD CONCEPT-"Do or die"
NEW CONCEPT-"Do before u die"
LATEST CONCEPT-"Dont die until u do"
OUR CONCEPT-koi batayega sala karna kya hai?