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Offline Master_Key

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1005 on: October 15, 2010, 01:42:41 pm »

I was caught talking in class and My Tchr asked me 2 write
"I WONT TALK IN CLASS"
50 times on d board,
i wrote..

void main()
{
int i;
for(i=1;i<=50;i++)
printf("I WONT TALK IN CLASS\n");
}

Born brilliant but FORCED to Study
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1006 on: October 15, 2010, 02:45:57 pm »
LOL :D

Nice jokes master_key!  ;)
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1007 on: October 17, 2010, 06:48:37 am »
Choozey ne sherni se kaha: I love you!
Sherni ne kahan: Chal bey choozey, thu ne kabhi apni shakal, body aur height dekhi hai?
Choozey ne kahan: Sab choro, darling, sirf confidence dekho!

English translation

A chick told the Lioness, "I love you!"
Lioness said, "Excuse me? Have you ever seen your face, body and height?"
Chick said, "Forget everything, darling, just look at my confidence!!"[/i]
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1008 on: October 17, 2010, 08:01:14 am »
hahaha  :D
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1009 on: October 17, 2010, 08:26:55 am »
?1.Bhagwan teri umar lambi karey..

2.Bhagwan tujhe naukri de...

3.Bhagwan tujhe khush rakhe...

4.Bhagwan tujhe barkat de...
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Yaad ho gaya...???

Toh chal “ KATORI ” utha aur shuru ho ja....
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1010 on: October 17, 2010, 08:27:19 am »
Aapki chaal mor jaisi,

Aawaz koyal jaisi,

Dimag lomdi jaisa,

Gussa sher jaisa,

Aur

Aankhein hiran jaisi,

Kitna acha hota agar 2-3 qualities insano jaisi bhi hoti
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1011 on: October 17, 2010, 08:29:01 am »
ok, one more..

Pati ne patni se kaha: Dekhna tumhe narak main bhi jaga nahi milegi.

English - Husband told his wife: Just wait and watch, You wnt've place even in hell!

Actually, i din't get the logic of this joke. Does he means that only heaven is meant for her or is he scared of her like most men are of their wives.
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1012 on: October 17, 2010, 08:29:25 am »
ARRANGE MARRIAGE....

5 lac shaadi par...
1 Lac Sangeet par...
Aur 50 thousand Shadi ki Rasmon pe...

Yani Shaadi ke 3 days ka kharcha...Rs. 6,50,000..
Yani 1 day ka kharcha...Rs. 216666.6667
1 Hour Ka kharcha...Rs. 9027.77778
Aur 1 min ka....Rs.150.462963

Uff Tauba Tauba !!!

LOVE MARRIAGE...:*

Sirf....

120 rupay ka stamp Paper...;)
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Paisa aapka...
Pasand Aapki...
Jago Grahak Jago....:P
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1013 on: October 17, 2010, 08:30:18 am »
 Poem Of College Boys....

India Is My Nation....
Girls Are My Destination....
Dating Is My Occupation...
Setting Is My Profession...
In Between...
What The Hell Is This Eduacation...!!!!
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1014 on: October 17, 2010, 11:57:24 am »
Nice 8)
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1015 on: October 17, 2010, 03:22:54 pm »
 Old people used 2 annoy me at weddings by Pinching my cheeks n saying...

" U r next "

They stopped dat sayng when i started doing d same at funerals !!! :P
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1016 on: October 17, 2010, 03:23:57 pm »
Whts attitude....??

3 ants saw an elephant coming....

1st Ant : We will break his leg.....

2nd Ant : We will kill him.....

3rd Ant : Leave him, he is alone and we are 3...!

Now Thats' Attitude..
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1017 on: October 17, 2010, 03:44:44 pm »
That, truly is attitude!!
 LOL!
good ones! ;D
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1018 on: October 17, 2010, 03:47:52 pm »
Quote from: Amelia on October 17, 2010, 03:44:44 pm
That, truly is attitude!!
 LOL!
good ones! ;D

Thanks, u can read older ones if u wana know more.

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1019 on: October 17, 2010, 04:27:02 pm »
Master key u rock in jokes.... ;D ;D ;D
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