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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #450 on: July 01, 2010, 06:07:42 pm »
Finally a clean guy for once! With clean jokes!

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #451 on: July 01, 2010, 06:12:11 pm »
Thanks
but By the way im not so clean :P u shud see the amount of dirty jokes i hve on my site ;D ;D :P :P

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #452 on: July 01, 2010, 11:19:40 pm »
It's obvious women are smarter than men…think about it – diamonds are a girls best friend; mans best friend is a dog…

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #453 on: July 02, 2010, 03:42:56 am »
It's obvious women are smarter than men…think about it – diamonds are a girls best friend; mans best friend is a dog…

Looool but dogs can fart and diamonds can't. ::)  :P :P
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #454 on: July 02, 2010, 05:40:14 am »
Looool but dogs can fart and diamonds can't. ::)  :P :P
hahahaha nice one kratos!! :D :D

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #455 on: July 02, 2010, 07:27:04 pm »
Looool but dogs can fart and diamonds can't. ::)  :P :P

iz tht good ???
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #456 on: July 03, 2010, 01:29:56 pm »
If you don't like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #457 on: July 03, 2010, 11:36:27 pm »

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #458 on: July 04, 2010, 06:45:02 am »
Princess Xena is here  :D


Marriage Counseling
A husband and wife are having major problems after 15 years of marriage, so they go to a counselor.

The counselor asks them what the problem is. The wife launches into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on.

Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the wife and kisses her very passionately. The woman shuts up and stares at him quietly in a daze.

The counselor then turns to the husband and says, "Your wife is lonely. This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but Tuesdays I play poker, Thursdays I go bowling, and Fridays I go sailing. Do you work Saturdays?"

Men ::)
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #459 on: July 04, 2010, 07:29:22 am »
Princess Xena is here  :D


Marriage Counseling
A husband and wife are having major problems after 15 years of marriage, so they go to a counselor.

The counselor asks them what the problem is. The wife launches into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on.

Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the wife and kisses her very passionately. The woman shuts up and stares at him quietly in a daze.

The counselor then turns to the husband and says, "Your wife is lonely. This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but Tuesdays I play poker, Thursdays I go bowling, and Fridays I go sailing. Do you work Saturdays?"

Men ::)

Lamest (if there's such a word  :P) joke I've ever heard.. ::)
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #460 on: July 04, 2010, 07:29:53 am »
Lamest (if there's such a word  :P) joke I've ever heard.. ::)

I suck  :D

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #461 on: July 04, 2010, 07:32:24 am »
I suck  :D

Was there a doubt abt this? ::)  :P
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #462 on: July 04, 2010, 07:34:50 am »
Was there a doubt abt this? ::)  :P

I made a statement  :D

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #463 on: July 04, 2010, 07:36:07 am »
I made a statement  :D

How come you are up early today? ::)
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #464 on: July 04, 2010, 07:37:13 am »
How come you are up early today? ::)

How does that matter to you?  :D