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Master_Key:
a new addition 2 the periodic table of chemical elements
,element name:GIRLS
symbol:GL
atomic weight : DON'T EVEN DARE TO ASK!!
physical properties : BOILS AT ANYTHING,FREEZE AT ANYTIME,MELTS IF HANDLED WITH LOVE &CARE,VERY BITTER IF MISHANDLED!!
chemical properties:VERY REACTIVE,HIGHLY UNSTABLE , POSSESSES STRONG AFFINITY 4 GOLD , PLATINUM & OTHER PRECIOUS ITEMS,MONEY REDUCING AGENTS,MAINLY USED TO DESTROY MEN..!!!!

120th elemnt!

Master_Key:
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,

I dont worry I dont cry,

I'm just happy cows cant fly....:-P

Master_Key:
 No cheating....
Do as i say...
1 num socho...
Usme 3 add karo..
Ab 2 se multiply karo..
Usme 7 minus karo..
fir 10 add karo..
Ab 2 se divide karo..
jo no aaya hai usse kagaz pe likho.....
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Ab....
Uss paper ka aeroplane bana ke uda do ...:-P

astarmathsandphysics:
was that a clean joke?

Twinkle Charms:

--- Quote from: astarmathsandphysics on October 12, 2010, 02:12:13 pm ---was that a clean joke?

--- End quote ---
i find all jokes here clean, which are u talkin about.. ??

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