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Twinkle Charms:
car owner: well i will offer u a starting salary of 2000 Rupees
Sardarji: if that is the starting salary how much is the driving salary?
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JUDGE :DON'T YOU HAVE SHAME? ITS
YOUR 3RD TIME IN COURT.
SARDAR : DON'T YOU ,YOU COME HERE
DAILY .
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BOSS: CAN YOU TELL ME YOUR DOGS
NAMES?
SARDARJI: SANTA SINGH,RAJ SINGH,
BALWANT SINGH AND
DEERAJ SINGH.
BOSS: SO WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
SARDARJI: TOMMY
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A sardar went to school and his teacher asked him what is the formalur of water...he said HIJKLMNO
Teacher: Wrong!
Sardar: But you told me it's H2O!
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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What if the bomb explodes while we're fixing it!?
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more!
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The teacher asks the Sardar: You have 10 chocolates, you give 5 to Anjali, 3 to Manju, and 2 to Smitha. What do you have now?
Sardar: Three new girlfriends!
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HAPPY LAUGHING :D
Arthur Bon Zavi:
Good Jokes. +rep. ;)
Twinkle Charms:
--- Quote from: Embossed on October 10, 2010, 02:27:00 pm ---Good Jokes. +rep. ;)
--- End quote ---
thanks ;D
Twinkle Charms:
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India!!
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Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol
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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. ROFL!
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio!
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NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
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nid404:
LOL +rep Zarruu :D
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