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[Ash]:
Once I asked Friend, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"
Friend said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."
I asked, "Can you explain?"
Friend said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."
Still not convinced, I asked Friend "Give me some examples"
Friend said," Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"
I asked, "Then what is your role?"
Friend said," My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire etc etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to Any of these."
Master_Key:
Salmaan underware pehan kar Cycle chala raha tha,
To ab kya wo bhi utar de?
Har baat me joke chaiye...
...
Jaan Lelo bechare sallu ki..
Master_Key:
ek LADKA CLss SE uth ke BAhar jaane laga
lecturer: what happend to this guy?
LADKE KA DOST: SIR USKO SLEEP WALKIN KI AADAT HAI
Master_Key:
Three guys, standing on a desert island,find a magic lantern containing genie,who grants them each one wish.The first guy wishes he was off the island walks home.The second guy wishes the same.The third guy says "I'm lonely.I wish my freinds were back here."
Master_Key:
World population rankings as per current census:
1. China.
2. India.
...3. FACEBOOK.
4. U.S.
It may sound weird but its true :P
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