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Master_Key:
''United we stand ,divided we fall,'' ka hindi version..............................''sangathan me shakti hai,....akele me phat ti hai''......
Master_Key:
A
team f enginers wre requird 2 measre d hite f a flag pole.Dey only had a measurin tape n wre gettin quit frustratd tryin 2 kip d tape along d pole.It kept fallin dwn. A
mathematician comes along, finds out dere prob, n proceeds 2
remove d pole 4m d ground n measure it
easily. Wen he leaves, 1 engineer says 2 d other:... "Just like a
mathematician! We need 2 know d height, n he gives us d length!"
Master_Key:
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".
Master_Key:
Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....
elemis:
--- Quote from: master_key on September 11, 2010, 06:46:56 am ---If ur ADMIN makes a mistake
It is a NEW IDEA OF FUN
If a page member makes a mistake
It is a Mistake Only and lead to PROBATION OR BANNED,,
--- End quote ---
You just made a BIG MISTAKE, sonny :P
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