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Master_Key:
A Russian
ship was
sinking.
...
Captain:
Does
any one know how to pray?
An
Indian priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain:
Ok priest, you pray; Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket. We are short
of one.
Master_Key:
Husband:
Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3
movie tickets.
...Blonde
Wife:
Why three?
Annoyed
Husband:
For you and your parents. :P
Master_Key:
Girl 1: When
my
grandfather died he left 10 million dollars.
Girl 2: When
...
my grandfather died he left 20 million dollars.
Girl 3: That’s
nothing, When my grandfather died he left the whole world.See more
Master_Key:
Little boy:
Aunty, what is inside your stomach?
...
Pregnant Lady: It's a cute little baby.
Little Boy: If it is cute, why did u eat it? :P
Twinkle Charms:
--- Quote from: master_key on September 08, 2010, 01:31:49 pm ---First Kid: Once
when I was playing on a road, a speeding bike hit me and
I fell down on the earth unconsciously.
...
Second Kid: Oh
my God! Did you survive that accident or you died.
First Kid: I
don’t remember exactly, I was only
3 yeas old at that
time.
--- End quote ---
ROFL
the jokes are amazing master key :D
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