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Heart Hacker:

--- Quote from: DrEvil on July 30, 2010, 10:33:16 am ---Man runs home yelling:
"Pack your bags honey. I just won the 10 Million lotto..."

Wife: "Do I pack for the beach or mountains?"

Man: "Who cares? Just pack and get lost!"

--- End quote ---

lol
poor wife  :D

***exam***:
Three women are at a house, one redhead, one brunette, and one blonde.

A genie appears and says the women can say anything, but if they tell a lie, they disappear.

The redhead says, "I think I am the smartest woman ever," and she disappears.

The brunette says, "I think I am the most beautiful woman on Earth," and she disappears.

The blonde says, "I think-" and she disappears.







Ever wonder how blondes remember their Passwords?

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy

When asked why such a big password, she said, "It had to be at least 8 characters long.

Arthur Bon Zavi:
how'z this @KEY::

when i get older, i will be fatter, then call me khusath, just like the bhaibandh friend....just lik the bhibandh.......

Master_Key:

--- Quote from: theonlyone on July 31, 2010, 03:32:00 pm ---how'z this @KEY::

when i get older, i will be fatter, then call me khusath, just like the bhaibandh friend....just lik the bhibandh.......

--- End quote ---

fantastic, replace khusath with some nice word

Arthur Bon Zavi:

--- Quote from: master_key on July 31, 2010, 03:33:28 pm ---fantastic, replace khusath with some nice word

--- End quote ---

moti

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