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Freaked12:
If I seem to have somehow shown dat i give a sh*t, then i'd like to dispel dat impression. My belief is lifes too short to *censored* up the good parts, bt my conscience wont allow it
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
Bill Gates in Hell
Bill Gates dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him, "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever."
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a PC in the corner.
Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option." "Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.
Lucifer: That was Bill Gates! Why did you give him the best place of all?
Satan: That's what everyone thinks!
Lucifer: What about the PC?
Satan (laughing): It's got Windows 95! And it's missing three keys!
Lucifer: Which three?
Satan (screaming): Control, Alt and Delete!
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a class on 'Observation'. He took out a jar of yellowish -brown colored substance. "This", he explained, "is stool. To be a doctor, you have to be observant to color, smell, sight, and taste."
After saying this, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched on in amazement, most, in disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped one finger into the jar and then put it into their mouth.
After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my 2nd finger into the jar and my 3rd finger into my mouth."
Freaked12:
--- Quote from: Kheper on July 16, 2010, 12:58:46 pm ---A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a class on 'Observation'. He took out a jar of yellowish -brown colored substance. "This", he explained, "is stool. To be a doctor, you have to be observant to color, smell, sight, and taste."
After saying this, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched on in amazement, most, in disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped one finger into the jar and then put it into their mouth.
After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my 2nd finger into the jar and my 3rd finger into my mouth."
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Funny .
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
--- Quote from: Fame on July 16, 2010, 01:35:50 pm ---Funny .
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Dirty mind always finds a way ... :P
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