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I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:

--- Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on June 09, 2010, 04:52:03 am ---hahahahah looool. That was a funny joke  :P



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[not a spam  ::)]

Monica:

--- Quote from: Lord Kratos on June 09, 2010, 09:25:32 am --- ::)

[not a spam  ::)]

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Spammer! Arrest him!  :P

I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:

A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles over his head. The store manager, who has seen all this, thinks this is quite strange. So, he decides to find out what's going on. The store manager approaches the blind man swinging the dog and says, "Pardon me. May I help you with something." The blind man says, "No thanks. I'm just looking around."

I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:

--- Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on June 09, 2010, 09:29:43 am ---Spammer! Arrest him!  :P

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You are spamming in MY thread.  ::)

I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
Memory Tests:

Three elderly men are at the doctor's office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, "What is three times three?" "274," came the reply. The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?" "Tuesday," replies the second man. The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three?" "Nine," says the third man. "That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that?" "Simple," he says, "just subtract 274 from Tuesday." ...

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