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Amelia:
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
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Avoid Spamming. :P ::)
EMO123:
Boys hold Girls hands in the shopping malls and they'll be walking so close..
Do you know why???
Because if you leave them, they start purchasing :)
ITS ROMANTIC AND ECONOMIC ;)
k Amelia
Most UniQue™:
A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!
Maths teacher asked JOHNY
“If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
What is similarity between Bill Gates and me?
Don’t know??
He never comes to my house
and I never go to his house
EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW…
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
John: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
John: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
***exam***:
--- Quote from: Pro on February 22, 2011, 01:45:01 pm ---
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
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lmao !! awesome 1 :D
EMO123:
--- Quote from: Pro on February 22, 2011, 01:45:01 pm ---
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
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Lolzz
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