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I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
--- Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on June 07, 2010, 08:07:07 pm ---It seems your light bulb was the one screwed.
I mean 'Company Accounts' The subject name is already there :P
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And why did you tell that to me then? ::) :P
immortal:
Ya,i got it,just wanted 2 get it clarified frm a nerd..dats all..
I just hope,dey dont ask screwed up questions :-X
thenewkid™:
hey kratos post some jokes man
sweet cheeks was awesome
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
--- Quote from: thenewkid™ on June 07, 2010, 08:40:08 pm ---hey kratos post some jokes man
sweet cheeks was awesome
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Alright dude. :P
Baseball in Heaven
Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to
their early 90's, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His
friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they're reminiscing about
their long friendship, when the dying man's friend asks, "Listen, when
you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there's baseball in heaven."
The dying man said, "We've been friends for years, this I'll do for
you." And then he dies. A couple days later, his surviving friend is
sleeping when he hears his friend's voice.
The voice says, "I've got some good news and some bad news.
The good news is that there's baseball in heaven."
"What's the bad news?"
"The bad news is that you're pitching on Wednesday."
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
Dentist Visit
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want any pain killers because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way."
The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
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