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Master_Key:

I was caught talking in class and My Tchr asked me 2 write
"I WONT TALK IN CLASS"
50 times on d board,
i wrote..

void main()
{
int i;
for(i=1;i<=50;i++)
printf("I WONT TALK IN CLASS\n");
}

Born brilliant but FORCED to Study

DrEvil:
LOL :D

Nice jokes master_key!  ;)

Amelia:
Choozey ne sherni se kaha: I love you!
Sherni ne kahan: Chal bey choozey, thu ne kabhi apni shakal, body aur height dekhi hai?
Choozey ne kahan: Sab choro, darling, sirf confidence dekho!

English translation

A chick told the Lioness, "I love you!"
Lioness said, "Excuse me? Have you ever seen your face, body and height?"
Chick said, "Forget everything, darling, just look at my confidence!!"[/i]

nid404:
hahaha  :D

Master_Key:
?1.Bhagwan teri umar lambi karey..

2.Bhagwan tujhe naukri de...

3.Bhagwan tujhe khush rakhe...

4.Bhagwan tujhe barkat de...
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Yaad ho gaya...???

Toh chal “ KATORI ” utha aur shuru ho ja....

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