ROFL<< Literally xP

[AL*Eagle]

Ok before i write down my joke..
Its been a long time since i visited this board.. but the people who knew me back then, know how my jokes are

So here it goes
There were three guys in a forest.
Then they were being attacked by cannibals.
The cannibals said that they wouldn't eat them if they bring back 10 of the same fruit.
So the three guys go into the forest to get the fruit.
The first guy comes back with 10 apples.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face."
So the guy shoves the first apple up his a$$ and then whinces. So the cannibals eat him.
Then the second guy comes back with 10 berries.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face."
So the guy shoves 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8... then starts to laugh. So the cannibals eat him.
Then in heaven, the first guy says to the second guy, "Why did you laugh?! You almost had it!" Then the second guy says, "I saw the other guy coming with pineapples!"

AL*Eagle

[I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!]

nice!!!!!!
I read this one before and was searching for it.....
But still awesome!!!!!

[AL*Eagle]

@lord kratos

I literally LOLed when i first read it..
anyways heres another good one

The teacher asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word 'fascinate'."

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Good, but I wanted the word 'fascinate'."

Little Johnny Siebert raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate' so she called on him.

Johnny Seibert said, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."

[I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!]

haa haaaa hahaaa

@AL*Eagle-awesome!!!!

       just freakin awesome !!!!

[Q80BOY]

hahaha the last one is hilarious!!

Listen to that one,

I homeless man rang a man's bell, "hi can I help you?" "I'll work for food" the homeless replied, the man thought, and then remembered his front porch needed painting. "listen up, paint my porch and I'll provide you with a fulfilling meal afterward" he told the homeless. After the homeless guy finished his work, the man gave him his meal, as they were chatting the homeless noted "by the way, it's a Mercedes you have not a Porsche!"

[M!sS UaE]

al*eagle i loved ur 1st joke .. it made me LOL 
can't wait for ur new

[M!sS UaE]

hahaha the last one is hilarious!!

Listen to that one,

I homeless man rang a man's bell, "hi can I help you?" "I'll work for food" the homeless replied, the man thought, and then remembered his front porch needed painting. "listen up, paint my porch and I'll provide you with a fulfilling meal afterward" he told the homeless. After the homeless guy finished his work, the man gave him his meal, as they were chatting the homeless noted "by the way, it's a Mercedes you have not a Porsche!"

hahaha gd 1 .. i would kill the homeless guy