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Re: How Girls Turn Guys Off!
« Reply #30 on: May 27, 2010, 10:01:49 pm »
A line guaranteed to fail.
I'm looking for a girl. You'll do.
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Re: How Girls Turn Guys Off!
« Reply #31 on: May 27, 2010, 10:22:00 pm »
lol, astar. I think that line will work :P :P

But here is one line which is guaranteed to work ;) Most of the girls go crazy after this :P

                            "Did you just fart, cause you blew me away!!!!!" :P

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Re: How Girls Turn Guys Off!
« Reply #32 on: May 27, 2010, 11:22:09 pm »
Quote from: lord kratos on May 27, 2010, 10:22:00 pm
lol, astar. I think that line will work :P :P

But here is one line which is guaranteed to work ;) Most of the girls go crazy after this :P

                            "Did you just fart, cause you blew me away!!!!!" :P



HAHAHAHAHA! DUDE! If I have a bag in my hand, he must be ready for being hit with it.  :P
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Re: How Girls Turn Guys Off!
« Reply #33 on: May 27, 2010, 11:28:59 pm »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on May 27, 2010, 11:22:09 pm
HAHAHAHAHA! DUDE! If I have a bag in my hand, he must be ready for being hit with it.  :P

      Nope, If I was that guy, then I would take ur bag and say:

        "Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here!!!!!" :P
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Re: How Girls Turn Guys Off!
« Reply #34 on: May 27, 2010, 11:32:11 pm »
Quote from: lord kratos on May 27, 2010, 11:28:59 pm
      Nope, If I was that guy, then I would take ur bag and say:

        "Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here!!!!!" :P

hahahahahaha LOOOOOOOOOOOL! You think girls are dumb or what? You will just get a slap so don't even think of trying it.  ::) :P
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Re: How Girls Turn Guys Off!
« Reply #35 on: May 27, 2010, 11:42:27 pm »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on May 27, 2010, 11:32:11 pm
hahahahahaha LOOOOOOOOOOOL! You think girls are dumb or what? You will just get a slap so don't even think of trying it.  ::) :P

Never been slapped before ::)... But If I get slapped then I'd say-

"Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!!!!!" :P

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Re: How Girls Turn Guys Off!
« Reply #36 on: May 27, 2010, 11:44:53 pm »
Quote from: lord kratos on May 27, 2010, 11:42:27 pm
Never been slapped before ::)... But If I get slapped then I'd say-

"Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!!!!!" :P



LOOOOOOOL! So you get hit with a bag, then you get slapped and you still continue?  :P hahaha that's very humiliating for you.  :P
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Re: How Girls Turn Guys Off!
« Reply #37 on: May 27, 2010, 11:54:08 pm »
       Yeah, It may be humiliating... but I am a person who believes in morals :P and I believe that perserverence is needed to succed!!! ::). I believe that I am not judged by the number of times I fail, but by the number of times I succeed: and the number of times I succeed is in direct proportional to the number of times I fail and keep trying.
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Re: How Girls Turn Guys Off!
« Reply #38 on: May 27, 2010, 11:58:54 pm »
Quote from: lord kratos on May 27, 2010, 11:54:08 pm
      Yeah, It may be humiliating... but I am a person who believes in morals :P and I believe that perserverence is needed to succed!!! ::). I believe that I am not judged by the number of times I fail, but by the number of times I succeed: and the number of times I succeed is in direct proportional to the number of times I fail and keep trying.

Well you don't expect to not fail if you are acting like a jerk or an idiot. Be a gentleman and decent man and the girl will be after you. =]
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Re: How Girls Turn Guys Off!
« Reply #39 on: May 28, 2010, 12:03:33 am »
Thanks for the suggestion ;)
But I don't like to pretend to be someone I'm not.I like to be original.
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Re: How Girls Turn Guys Off!
« Reply #40 on: May 28, 2010, 12:05:15 am »
Quote from: lord kratos on May 28, 2010, 12:03:33 am
Thanks for the suggestion ;)
But I don't like to pretend to be someone I'm not.I like to be original.

Original = idiot/jerk ?  :P
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Re: How Girls Turn Guys Off!
« Reply #41 on: May 28, 2010, 12:08:10 am »
Nope, original = me  8)
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Re: How Girls Turn Guys Off!
« Reply #42 on: May 28, 2010, 12:09:03 am »
Quote from: lord kratos on May 28, 2010, 12:08:10 am
Nope, original = me  8)

Original = you = jerk/idiot ?  :P
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Re: How Girls Turn Guys Off!
« Reply #43 on: May 28, 2010, 12:13:51 am »
Being a pretender aint my style.
Thank u for the suggestion. ;D
 I'd prefer to be a jerk or an idiot......
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Re: How Girls Turn Guys Off!
« Reply #44 on: May 28, 2010, 12:35:44 am »
Well your mama didn't get you in life as a jerk/idiot. It is you who made yourself like this while in fact you are not.

Original = Stop using pick-up lines to get girls.  :P
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