This new breed of cows cum humans, being able to more efficiently convert grass into poo than the grass-cow-human-poo cycle we have now, will be better able to exploit the earths resources. The new cow-cum-human super race, able to run faster, jump higher, eat more, will out compete both humans and cows until they are no more. And because their stomachs are hidden in their bums, everyone will think they are just very fast, very fat people.