Ah, it seems my honour has been damaged by the hapless monkey jumping up and down in his cage.
Ohhhh !!!! Isnt that cute... the big eared monkey managed to type a 'report' on the computer, too bad I cant understand monkeylian. Those combinations of random words and letters do look cute though.
Dont get to hyper Stylish... I know how much u like shemales... especially with those naughty messages you've been sending me *Grrrrrrr*
For all the ladies in the house, I am an active pro-feminist and strongly support women in all endeavours.
Clearing all doubts : I AM NOT A SHEMALE !!!
Translation for Mr Monkey: Ooooaagg, oooha ahh, oooooo shemalo.
Oh look !! *points* The monkey wants a treat... have a big yellow bannana. *Monkey peels bannana, eats a piece, starts choking and falls to floor with foam coming out of his mouth*
WOOPS !!! was that the one with the Hydrogen Cyanide ?? My bad !!!
