*clears throat* contrary to ordinary beliefs, the chicken DID NOT IN FACT CROSS THE ROAD TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE. lady and gentlemen of the jury, it was actually crossing the road NOT TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE, but because old sir macdounald here was CHASING IT WITH A PITCHFORK! isnt that rite, mister macdounald?
courtroom: *gasps*
macdounald: NO!! ALL LIES UR HONOR! I DIDNT! I SWEAR!
me: i think not. here in my hand is the video that the streetcam took on the date of the crime. ur honor. this man. is guilty.
jury: we think hes guilty.
macdounald: WHAT?? WHY?
jury: -_- its written all over ur face...and arms and belly.
judge: *knocks gavel* okeydokes ur gonna die.
macdounald: i cant go to jail?
judge: *sighs exasperatedly* FINEUH! 45 years time off for good behavior. court adjourned
me: *smiles smugly* another defenseless barnyard animal saved!
>barnyard animals burn down white house as i say this<
good good, im afraid i wont be able to stay on long, but i missed you guys too!! *bursts into tears*