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Re: Indians HERE!
« Reply #120 on: April 03, 2010, 08:04:25 am »
lol....I have some lame company too ...:P :P
I like it :D

k what do u call a bald woman in a rickshaw??

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Re: Indians HERE!
« Reply #121 on: April 03, 2010, 08:27:30 am »
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Re: Indians HERE!
« Reply #122 on: April 03, 2010, 08:35:16 am »
right u are :P
Why did the farmer bury all his money?    Don't google :P

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Re: Indians HERE!
« Reply #123 on: April 03, 2010, 08:42:26 am »
heyyyyyyy guys....sup im indian too 4rm lucknow but i was born n im still currently living in saudi arabia....but i still luv india i visit it in vacations.....talking abt criket man i hate tht game soooo much its sooo boring takes days n its still not over..u noe infact i nvr even watched a complete match in my whole life..its jst my mom n my bro interested in tht...but more thn tht my family is craaaazy abt football....cant w8 till the fifa's...anyways so vr r yall 4rm sumerize the last 8 pages 4 me plzz i hate reading all the comments read a few but got tired lol.....any 1 of u guys giving AS examinations this year??

hiineon i am gaurav from india giving AS this year

hiieverybody i am an indian

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Re: Indians HERE!
« Reply #124 on: April 03, 2010, 08:50:20 am »
right u are :P
Why did the farmer bury all his money?    Don't google :P


I DON'T GOOGLE I KNOW THESE I HEAR THEM EVERYDAY IN THE SCHOOL :P :P

ANSWER FOR THIS WILL BE BECAUSE HE WANTED A RICH SOIL ;) ;)
AND ANSWER THIS
HOW DO YOU MAKE SEVEN EVEN???

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Re: Indians HERE!
« Reply #125 on: April 03, 2010, 09:20:08 am »
Just Remove an S :P This was far too easy :D:D :P



Hi gaurav,

Welcome to our forums...enjoy!! :)

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Re: Indians HERE!
« Reply #126 on: April 03, 2010, 09:51:14 am »
heyyy sup im 16...By the way ive heard tht motivating joke b4 but others r new...tht gulab jaa mun joke cracked me up so all of u guy r indian n living in india tooo ryt...i myt not sure yet wud go 4 uni to india...still deciding By the way u guys noe wat u wana study in uni yet cuz im sooooooooooo lost have no clue wat 2 do i have like 5 things in my mind abt thinking of doing.....

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Re: Indians HERE!
« Reply #127 on: April 03, 2010, 09:53:00 am »
I'm going to give all possible entrances-IIT,CET and SAT...
But I still plan on joining a uni in either canada,NZ or UK....for genetics...
What do u have in mind tho?

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Re: Indians HERE!
« Reply #128 on: April 04, 2010, 03:48:50 pm »
Now presenting.......
The LAMEST Joke Ever....Voted Excellent  by 1  - Nobody  :P :P
(okay..it's in Hindi)

Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai. Lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti thi. So he goes to the canteen. Canteen mein gattu ek pav(vadapav wala pav) leta hai. Jaise hi woh pav khane ke liye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein "jannat" likha hai. To ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska lecture attend karke aa raha hai? Name the proffessor!!!!!


guess???
The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling!
And even more beautiful is, knowing that you are the reason behind it.

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Re: Indians HERE!
« Reply #129 on: April 04, 2010, 04:09:01 pm »
lol...no idea

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Re: Indians HERE!
« Reply #130 on: April 04, 2010, 05:04:59 pm »
if you have heard the song
Chaiyya Chaiyya from Dil Se (srk movie) :D :D
you will get it!

so..the answer is

Ishq Ki Chaaon.

Because.....

Jinke "Sir" ho! "Ishq Ki Chaaon"

"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....
The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling!
And even more beautiful is, knowing that you are the reason behind it.

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Re: Indians HERE!
« Reply #131 on: April 04, 2010, 05:53:56 pm »
OMG!!!!!

LMAO!! :D :D :D :P :P

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Re: Indians HERE!
« Reply #132 on: April 04, 2010, 07:28:54 pm »
if you have heard the song
Chaiyya Chaiyya from Dil Se (srk movie) :D :D
you will get it!

so..the answer is

Ishq Ki Chaaon.

Because.....

Jinke "Sir" ho! "Ishq Ki Chaaon"

"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....
loll good one :) :) :) ;) ;) :P :P
but it is seriously a *PJ*

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Re: Indians HERE!
« Reply #133 on: April 05, 2010, 04:55:00 pm »
nid404: im either gna do medical if not tht thn dentistry or boitechnology,clinical pharmacy or biomedical sciences.......thts only the bio fields im thinking of.... on the other hand i also did physics n AICT so i myt go into an IT field but im definetly droping out physics ......

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Re: Indians HERE!
« Reply #134 on: April 05, 2010, 05:29:15 pm »
nid404: im either gna do medical if not tht thn dentistry or boitechnology,clinical pharmacy or biomedical sciences.......thts only the bio fields im thinking of.... on the other hand i also did physics n AICT so i myt go into an IT field but im definetly droping out physics ......


ahh nice...Ur from bombay, are u? srry I think u said that before but im too lazy to go back n check :P