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Offline Lana Wolf

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Re: Jokes and stuff...
« Reply #45 on: January 12, 2010, 09:40:32 am »
Well i guess im the only one posting jokes here and laufin at em. . .  :-\ :(

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« Reply #46 on: January 16, 2010, 04:23:56 am »
i come often, but its just that i havent got much to say, keep it up  ;)
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« Reply #47 on: January 16, 2010, 06:39:26 am »
i come often, but its just that i havent got much to say, keep it up  ;)

yes.. talking to myself is gr8..  :-\

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« Reply #48 on: January 16, 2010, 08:19:34 am »
yes.. talking to myself is gr8..  :-\

its okay dont worry, i talk to myself on the quotes thread a lot, sgvaibhav on the general chat, sherri on her jokes thread, etc
we all need our own "base"
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« Reply #49 on: January 16, 2010, 12:12:12 pm »
its okay dont worry, i talk to myself on the quotes thread a lot, sgvaibhav on the general chat, sherri on her jokes thread, etc
we all need our own "base"

lol... cant believe its happenning to me tho..   :) ::)
My own 'base' ..lol

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« Reply #50 on: January 16, 2010, 01:34:27 pm »
hahahhah..there really nice!! :D


and yes i know..ive missed loads!!:(

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« Reply #51 on: January 16, 2010, 03:15:44 pm »
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« Reply #52 on: January 16, 2010, 05:46:46 pm »
umm.. thanks for quoting me.. but what..??  :-\  ???

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« Reply #53 on: January 16, 2010, 05:47:37 pm »
hahahhah..there really nice!! :D


and yes i know..ive missed loads!!:(

yes yes yes..  but exams are equally imp.. :/
hope you'll cm online more often now on..  ;D

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« Reply #54 on: January 17, 2010, 01:38:47 am »
yes yes yes..  but exams are equally imp.. :/
hope you'll cm online more often now on..  ;D

27em 27em, umm, equally?  ::)
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« Reply #55 on: January 17, 2010, 06:18:40 am »
ALL OF 'EM are Hilarious! Keep it up!

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« Reply #56 on: January 17, 2010, 07:35:07 am »
27em 27em, umm, equally?  ::)

yes.. equally.. lol

whts the 1st two words..??lol

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« Reply #57 on: January 17, 2010, 07:35:28 am »
ALL OF 'EM are Hilarious! Keep it up!

THANK YOU.. !! Atleast someone's reading em.. :D

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« Reply #58 on: January 17, 2010, 09:11:05 am »
hey lana...u can copy those jokes in my thread and put them in ur thread  :P


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« Reply #59 on: January 17, 2010, 09:13:20 am »
umm.. thanks for quoting me.. but what..??  :-\  ???

lol sorry...it was me..

just wanted to say that these are the best I've read so far!