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Offline Ukhti-R

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #105 on: November 04, 2009, 12:17:10 am »
LOL.!

So lame, it made me laugh !! haha :P
Waay to go astar

By the way, ho wdo you keep up with ALL the topics ?
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #106 on: November 04, 2009, 08:24:16 am »
is tht supposed to b a LAME joke rox :P

ahahaha... i wonder hw lame i am :P

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #107 on: November 04, 2009, 12:53:25 pm »
it wasnt a joke!!
i guess a question
By the way a fact!!

everyone might know this!!

but..!!

GMC goes banckrupt!!1 again...!!!

this was  ajoke!!!
a ture !!

how can it be banckrupt when already it was!!
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #108 on: November 04, 2009, 04:40:48 pm »
Quote from: sgvaibhav on November 03, 2009, 06:55:43 pm
there was one thief,
the police caught him and they were taking them to jail in their police jeep.
the thief was so happy that he started laughing and smiling


why??
cmon give answers fast.
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #109 on: November 04, 2009, 04:41:43 pm »
cause he sat first time i a car!!!
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #110 on: November 04, 2009, 05:05:58 pm »
no
ur wrong

the answer is that he sat first time in a jeep :P

another one

there was a guy, he was just mad. As he was mad, he went and killed a police officer. now he calls 999 and tells them that ur 998 now
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #111 on: November 04, 2009, 05:08:09 pm »
ya you have post same thing in math jokes!!
didnt understand it!!!
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #112 on: November 04, 2009, 05:31:18 pm »
its like the mad guy is assuming the strength of the police force to be 999
so he killed one and now it decreased to 998
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #113 on: November 04, 2009, 06:10:04 pm »
Quote from: ~~~~shreycool~~~~ on November 04, 2009, 05:08:09 pm
ya you have post same thing in math jokes!!
didnt understand it!!!


shrey u srsly didn't understand it???..............i thought u were the pj master or summin
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #114 on: November 04, 2009, 11:36:16 pm »
well Rox, look up theres this nice link thats called "Show new replies to your posts."
use it  :P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #115 on: November 04, 2009, 11:53:51 pm »
Quote from: O.T.13. on November 04, 2009, 11:36:16 pm
well Rox, look up theres this nice link thats called "Show new replies to your posts."
use it  :P

loll.. :P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #116 on: November 05, 2009, 04:56:08 am »
ohh..!!
i am not  apj master!!
i did not know that police no. is 999 i thought it to be 100!!!
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #117 on: November 05, 2009, 06:44:23 am »
Quote from: ~~~~shreycool~~~~ on November 05, 2009, 04:56:08 am
ohh..!!
i am not  apj master!!
i did not know that police no. is 999 i thought it to be 100!!!

*ahem* *ahem*.........international shrey.......INTERNATIONAL....WAKE UP!!!
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #118 on: November 05, 2009, 06:45:27 am »
i am not sid!
to wake up!!
i am wide awake!!
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #119 on: November 06, 2009, 05:53:09 am »
Quote from: ~~~~shreycool~~~~ on November 05, 2009, 06:45:27 am
i am not sid!
to wake up!!
i am wide awake!!

Oh

My

God.

(By the way guys, wake up sid is an Indian movie..)
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