Those greedy publishers... Bastards...
Lets burn them!!!
WAYY AHEAD OF U, BRO.
already sent them invitations to wat they think is an all-expenses paid trip to the maldives...
but im good friends with the pilot, and he's actually taking them to the middle of the sahara desert. where they will live in a green house. and be broiled alive.. NYAAHAHAHAHZzazazazaaaCHAAAA!!