Yes delusion. =P
JIF ? I think it is not for dishes. :S Don't you have Pril ?
Where the two gloves, put some soup in a cup with some water then soak the sponge in them and start washing the dishes with the sponge.
Dude, how hard is that?! This doesn't need teaching..it is just logic :S
Why don't you invite your friends home? Don't you feel lonely sitting home alone.? Do you live in a compound ?