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much obliged alpha, but i didnt really make that up... the prairie dog one was from stuart little and the nitey nitey one was from this kid show i used to watch...just sans the 'don't let the bed bugs bitey'
me: *punches me* why did u have to tell her that?!
me: *whines* im sorryyyy but i had to tell her the truuuuuth!
me: *inhales deeply* what did we say about telling the truth, me?
me: *fumbles with fingers* that u dont have to say it unless it was specifically requested...?
me: and did she specifically request that?
me: noooo... *covers head* PLZ DONT HIT ME! IM SORRYY! I PROMISE THAT ILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN!!
me: U BET U WONT DO IT AGAIN!! ONIIIII PUNCH!!! *leaps at me*
>everything goes schwarz<
me: *beaten and bruised* stop iiit...ill tell self on you....
me: GO AHEAD AND TELL HER!! I AINT AFRAID OF NO SELF! *stepping on me's head*
>self hiding under her bed, quivering<