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Q80BOY:
--- Quote from: astarmathsandphysics on June 22, 2009, 04:28:51 pm ---I have tried some of them out. I think it depends on how you say it. After all Hitler talked rubbish but he mannaged to fool 70 million Germans.
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lol sir ... which one worked ..? ;) i'll try it myself :P
astarmathsandphysics:
The best ones are spontanous. I was in a Docors surgery once an someone hadn't turned up, but their name was called out several times. The receptionist said, "they've gone!", and I said "That's magic!".
You can't beat spontaneity like that.
AS girl:
spontanous reaction...lol it's all about chemistry :P
Q80BOY:
--- Quote from: astarmathsandphysics on June 22, 2009, 04:34:53 pm ---The best ones are spontanous. I was in a Docors surgery once an someone hadn't turned up, but their name was called out several times. The receptionist said, "they've gone!", and I said "That's magic!".
You can't beat spontaneity like that.
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looooool
ya thats spontaneity at its best :P
Blizz_rb93:
--- Quote from: IG girl on June 22, 2009, 03:26:05 pm ---Funny situations between boys & girls
Hello & Welcome every one
Today I have funny topic about boys & girls
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Funny situations between boys & girls..........
BOY : I can't leave you...
GIRL : Do you love me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.
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BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
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GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away ??
BOY : Were you away ??
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GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me ...
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GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring ??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number ??
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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
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GIRL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour ...
BOY : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life ...
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GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve ??
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BOY : I love you and I could die for you !
GIRL : How soon ??
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BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours !
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours !!!
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BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice ?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice !!!
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BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance ?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !!!
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BOY : Will you come out with me this Saturday ?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !!!
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BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out !
GIRL : Okay, get out !!!
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BOY : Do you think it was faith which brought us together ?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck.
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LMAO!! That's hilarious!! ;D ;D :D :P :)
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